Lacrosse 

Best sport ever. Uses almost no padding. Full contact sport, and almost anything goes when trying to get the ball away from the opposing team.

Good luck T-baggin coach's nut sack guys!
(to baseball players leaving for game)

Lacrosse by Laxdef10 October 15, 2003

lacrosse 

lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!

BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!

LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again

lacrosse by bob June 3, 2004

lacrosse 

A sport that is played only by women in the UK, which has no contact in it at all. When played in the US by males, it is a hardcore game where anything goes. Anyone who says that lax sucks b/c it is played by pussies in the UK is stupid. Real men play lax in the US, English people have bad teeth. It takes heart, hustle, blood, sweat and stamina to play this game. It makes baseball look like an old folks home. A baseball game will take about 2 to 3 hours and 4 or 5 guys will have run 90 feet or so. In a lax game, after 5 minutes, everyone has already sprinted up and down the field 3 or 4 times.

UK boy - lacrosse is played by little girls in the UK

US boy - lacrosse is different in the US. We actually hit each other. Get some braces

lacrosse by Laxpimp114 March 28, 2005

lacrosse 

A freaking sweet sport. It's for the athletic players who are looking for something more exciting than baseball, not trying to put down baseball in any way. Dominated by the East Coast, although it's starting to spread out in California and Colorado. A predominantly white sport, but as it spreads people of all races are beginning to start playing.

Typical Baseball Player: OMFGZOR LACROSSE IS GAY!
Typical Lacrosse Player: OMFGZOR BASEBALL IS GAY!

And this accomplishes...?

lacrosse by eMachine August 14, 2006

lacrosse 

The fastest sport on two feet.

My boyfriend is the 3rd best lacrosse goalie in the state.

lacrosse by Katey November 27, 2004

lacrosse 

Best game ever invented nothing beats it its possibly the most physically demanding sport in the world and its better then gay baseball where u sit there and do absolutley nothing

baseball player 1: those lacrosse kids are so gay

baseball player 2: they get so much more ass then us how could they be gay

lacrosse by laxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 22, 2006

lacrosse 

The COOLEST, FASTEST, most INTENSE game ever played. Also girls who play are usually extremely preppy.
GIRLS LACROSSE:
Girls wear skirts and run around using and try not to let the refs see thier fowls, check people's sticks (and sometimes them) and score
BOYS LACROSSE:
Guys run around and hit people whenever they can and score.

WAY WAY WAY WAY BETTER THAN BASEBALL, SOCCER, AND SOFTBALL

Girl 1: OMG, those girls are wearing skirts. Lacrosse is a wuss sport.

(Player gets red carded for checking in the face)

Girl 2: sure.... ITS ONLY THE FASTEST GAME ON TWO FEET!

lacrosse by Sarah Gray June 22, 2006