A "Klinger" is an unattractive woman in her 40's who considers herself a cougar. You will see her in a padded bra, cleavage exposed (and sagging), at dive bars across America picking up on young, impressionable, highly intoxicated boys. The Klinger is the most dangerous of all the cougar breeds. The reason being is the delirious state of mind, thinking they are a sexy and irresistible cougar. Must always proceed with caution and a Klinger is almost always a "Double Bagger"
That was a close call Mike, thanks for saving me! I was about one beer away from going home with that Klinger. Hey Peter, that's what friends are for.
by TheMikeDavis June 29, 2011
Get the Klinger mug.
Get the klingberg scrubber mug.Related Words
kyling
• Kyling / Kyle-ing
• kyling out
• Kylingsh
• klingon
• Kylin
• Klinger
• kyliegh
• Kaling
• Keling
by mrkyligga April 13, 2021
Get the kyligga mug.When someone is so desperate to stay in political power they actually promise vaccines at "Warp Speed."
Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.
by No Hemingway May 21, 2020
Get the Desperate Klingon mug.An amazing, talented, wonderful girl, with a great personality. Always there if you need someone to talk to, even if it's just about cakes, or something stupid like that. Despite what she thinks, she's an AMAZING friend, great actor, and beautiful blonde. A geek, but honestly, who doesn't like a geeky girl??? She's awesome, and if you see her let her know!
by Psuedonym26 August 5, 2012
Get the Kylin mug.by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
Get the Klingons mug.by PoolHallian January 8, 2009
Get the Klingon Bird of Prey mug.