konochin

bitchin..

saying shit about anything that does not please you cause things just arent going your way..

you tend to become a lil bitch about everything

thus making you Lame AF'

i swear you be konochin! Lame AF'

by sftbl16cuhh November 20, 2011

Konjotravac

Expression founded by the Guild NBN (Naughty by Nature) playing the very popular MMORPG World of Warcraft. The expression was taken from a character name of a player who had a habit of attracting attention from unwanted NPC's during 40/20 man raids (group of of people sharing same goal/objective), resulting in an un-successful attempt to accomplish an objective or goal.

1. OMG what a Konjotravac pull!
2. KONJOTRAVAC!!!
3. Fucking Konjotravac!

by Pfenix July 6, 2006

kontosis

a disease in which there are many symptoms but no doctor or medical technition can determine which one it is. not life threatening in nature

John: did you see nick? he's throwing up, shitting himself, has a temperture and hives.
Matt: what did the doctor say he has?
John: he doesnt know so it must be kontosis

by John The Fat Bag Farmer Cletus January 18, 2010

Konji-Roo

A sassy sarcastic expression made with ones face in which the person has the lips of an angel and one eyebrow raised

Angelina Jolie sported a sexy low-cut dress and a konji-roo expression to the Oscars.

by Esercainas May 8, 2008

Konsolidate

Konsolidate, written with a K and also known as "Konsolidate-Oh" is an extremely ruthless barber shop in South-East London. The name comes from a combination of two seemingly random words: Killer and cONSOLIDATE. The head barber there, called 'Wale', is thought to be the Spawn of the Devil. He is known to give extremely harsh shape-ups, even inventing the level of -5, which is where he actually reshapes your head. He has been known to also cut hair from across the world, proven when he was visiting his family in Africa, sensed some poor soul needed a haircut, and used JuJu to cut his hair. Unfortunately, the kid did not survive. Victims are known to have 'The Mark of Wale' shaven into their scalp, which looks like a crown, but is actually a 'W'. If you do have an afro, and are in need of a haircut, you are advised to run, and run far. He'll catch you eventually of course, but at least you will have gone down fighting.

*Kid walks into school, bleeding from his head, scars all over across his face*
Friend of the Kid: Oh my...what happened?
Poor Kid:...Well i went to...
Friend of the Kid: Let me guess, Konsolidate? Don't worry, your hair will grow back...maybe.

by SweetK14 July 17, 2009

Kontol

An Indonesian taboo or adult word meaning a penis. In Javanese language 'kontol' originally means scrotum or testis.

"Masak udah jadi ibu ibu, bersuami dan beranak masih cari kontol?!" (How come?! She has a husband and children still look for a kontol. At least when she browses, chats, .. Penis, Dick, Prick, testis, ..

by Jokos April 2, 2010

toby konno

1. - straight bad ass.

"Wow, he could "toby konno" if he gets gold in every event for the fourth time in a row"!

by Webster December 3, 2004