Khaled

Noun: An overweight, average looking, overrated piece of shit who expects his wife to go down on him but is disgusted by returning the favor

Woman 1: That DJ shoved my head in his lap!
Woman 2: What a filthy fucking khaled!

by FiveFootTwo August 17, 2022

Khaled Al Agha

The Supreme Leader of all stupid, demented people in the world.

You're such a Khaled Al Agha.

by person inplanet October 26, 2022

Khaled Al Agha

An extremely overweight israeli living in Qatar that loves minors (definitely platonically) and loves to suck milk directly from a cow's udders.

Bro, you're turning into such a Khaled al Agha

by person inplanet February 19, 2023

Koleda Belobog

Koleda Belobog is a cool ass character from a game called Zenless Zone Zero.

She got a hammer and she cute af 💯💯💯💯💯💯

A: hey girlie
B: LIVE LAUGH KOLEDA BELOBOG RAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!

by Noami_chqnn May 7, 2023

Khaled

To punch someone so hard you break your hand.

Mat: did you see that fight yesterday
John: yeah devin got his ahh khaled

by Crack Hard February 8, 2010

khaled

khaled is a nubian word for 'the best' most probably derived frm one of the older nubians as he was the best in the village of Kush.

the word khaled is nubian...

by the makaveli June 11, 2006

Khaledphobia

The fear of Khaled Mohamed Khaled (DJ Khaled)

"omg Jacob keeps sending me scary videos of DJ Khaled, I think I have Khaledphobia

by gerogiga May 30, 2023