Knektus Rektus

The act of defecating honorary knights in full armor. This is an unusual disease that effect adventurers bearing heavy loads.

The name of this anomaly comes from the Swedish words for knight (knekt) and rectum (rektum).

"An old friend of mine got a bad case of Knektus Rektus the other day, with both shield and lance!"

by Liberos May 13, 2014

Kelton

A gamer boy whos really cool i guess

Wow he really is a kelton

by Kaidenv October 3, 2020

dirty kelton

A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out on a Friday and rolls back in Sunday evening after a long time on the sesh

What are you doing this weekend

Oh I’m gonna do a dirty Kelton

by The sesh king 2018 December 9, 2018

Jacob Kielty

Jacob Kielty is a boxer and an absolute legend he is a great friend and will look out for you if you give him hype he will go beyond his limits and become a god

Hide your girlfriends Jacob Kielty is here his game is on another level!

by ANDwhat?! April 16, 2023

Keltie Colleen

An amazing dancer, who makes her dreams come true, no matter what stands in her way and lives life to the full. She is honest, hard-working, passionate, talented, gorgeous, graceful, independent, kind and completely fantastic person! Keltie is an inspiring, beautiful soul, who has a great dance career ahead of her. She was able to get back on her feet after a terrible heartbreak, and it helped her to become an even better person because of it. Keltie Colleen is fearless.

I wish I could be as amazing as Keltie Colleen is.

by Little I June 24, 2010

central knetting

1. the 'in' crowd

1. Unfortunately, my possession of a pocket protector has made it impossible for me to be part of the central knetting.

by Heather October 26, 2003

Kneller

A strange skinny mammal who is scared of the dark and doesn't like to brawl.

Come on, don't be a Kneller

by Jimmy Martin June 20, 2008