Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday 

The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.

"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.

BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"

Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday by TammyTime1991 November 5, 2010

Eskimo kiss my ass 

The act of sticking your nose between someone's ass cheeks and eskimo kissing their asshole.

Hey, you can eskimo kiss my ass!

Eskimo kiss my ass by Will and Thera February 21, 2008

french kiss my ass 

means to kiss your ass and to stick your toung up it while doing it.
usually an insult but can be a sexual come on among gays.

you don't like it. well you can french kiss my ass.

french kiss my ass by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

Kiss my ass! 

A Phrase mainly used by foreigners to show their appreciation for their family and friends

Mom: Hey Sven, I love you
Sven: Kiss my ass!

Kiss my ass! by FertileOrphans January 17, 2022

Kiss your ass 

This is also an act of extreme affection by a guy to his girl friend. It is best done when she is lying down although she may be standing while he is kneeling. It is a way for him to treat her tenderly with on expectation of return. A girl who has a boy friend willing to kiss and caress her ass is very lucky to have him.

Sweetheart, I 'm gonna kiss your ass because you are so sweet.

Kiss your ass by JnWm June 9, 2018

Ass-kiss 

An action where 2 people volunteer to have both their anal sphincters come in contact as if they are kissing.

P1: hey man how are you doing?
P2: Good man, what about you? what have you been up to?
P1: I'm good too man. I just ass-kissed Charlotte last night.
P2: Bro... That's your 10-year-old sister.

Ass-kiss by Buttercake144 January 13, 2023

butterfly ass kiss 

When somebody puts their eye as close to your ass as they can and you fart into it.

Guy: can you check to see if I have a hemorrhoid?
Girl: I don't see one
Guy: Look close I really think I have one (farts into girls eye)
Girl: I'm going to get pinkeye from that butterfly ass kiss!

butterfly ass kiss by anonymous53987568 August 14, 2012