kidney tits

N. Saggy, vaguely kidney-shaped man-breasts. Can be large or small.

Gonis does not have pecs. Instead, he has a pair of kidney tits.

by AbroadinIreland June 08, 2010

kidney crusher

Very large penis that is used in such a manner that it crushes one's internal organs.

Shannon looks so good after I'm drunk on whiskey that I'd like to run my kidney crusher all up in her.

by Skincane January 22, 2014

kidney block

When your kidneys come out of your body to kick some ass. Side effects may include death.

This guy tried to kidney punch me, but luckily i kidney blocked that motherfucker. Still haven't gotten my kidneys back though.

by AngryPirateVictim February 01, 2016

kidney beans

Brownish colored beans that are shaped like a human kidney which are used to make red hot chili and which cause the eater of the chili to get gas!

"The recipe called for 5 cans of kidney beans."

by That Bum May 30, 2005

kidney tickler

A usually self-adopted nickname that is used by a person with a large dick. It essentially means that the person has a penis that is so long it will go very 'deep' during penetration and will "tickle" their partner's kidneys.

Person 1: "Dude, back home they called me the kidney tickler"
Person 2: "Ewwwwww! TMI dude wtf!

"They don't call me the kidney tickler for nothing"

by chairman_meow34352 October 13, 2018

affordable kidneys

when you go to Vegas and wake up in a bath tub with your kidneys certainly missing, you must get an affordable kidney otherwise you will commit death

aw shucks i just swallowed an affordable kidney (affordable kidneys: kidneys that are affordable)

by vital organ December 13, 2017

kidney stroker

a cock that is so long that it shifts the inernal organs when you plunge it in and out

dude, i stuffed my kidney stroker so far up her cunt that I pushed her guts into new locations

by bartow joe February 26, 2005