National Kidnap your crush day

kidnap your crush

Amy:Hi I have a crush on you i will kidnap you
Max:What
Amy: i will kidnap you cos its national kidnap your crush day

by L0llip0p June 23, 2021

National kidnap your best friend day

March 3 is national kidnap your best friend day. The day you get to kidnap your bestie take them where ever you want and make them buy you icecream.

Woah it is march 3, I better go kidnap my best friend and force them to drive me places.

YAY it is national kidnap your best friend day.....I wish I had a best friend so I can kidnap them.

by tormented-anguish December 9, 2021

kidnap

something i enjoy and involves ski masks and sweets - probably just napping kids. Or taking them away without their parent's consent.

We planned to kidnap my brother's ex.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

Kidnap strap

Slang for zipties, as these are often used to bind peoples' wrists and ankles during an abduction.

The criminals put the kidnap straps on her and threw her into an unmarked panel van .

by Plateshutoverlock October 9, 2023

Constructive Kidnapping

Constructive Kidnapping: A term denoting a situation where an individual is unlawfully detained and relocated under the pretext of legal authority, through manipulation of legal processes or evidence, rather than direct physical abduction. This typically involves law enforcement officers who deliberately fabricate evidence or create false narratives to establish probable cause for an unlawful arrest and movement. It's characterized by the use of legal systems to achieve the effect of traditional kidnapping — the unauthorized restriction of an individual's freedom. Such incidents are often meticulously planned and documented, designed to bolster the appearance of legitimacy and legal justification, particularly if the victim reacts defensively.

Example:
In Oakland, CA, LaJuana A. Reid's encounter with constructive kidnapping began unfolding 45 days after she filed a complaint about illegal cannabis activity. Officer John Romero, in a clear violation of MOR 398.96, meticulously constructed a false narrative against her during this period. Fifteen days after filing a false police report, Romero notified his informant cousin of the situation. Then, 20 days before having his cousin file a TRO, which Romero had written, he set the stage for the subsequent legal actions. This planning ensured that when LaJuana was arrested and taken 22 miles to jail, the incident was not only strategically timed but also documented in a manner that could be used to manipulate public perception and witness testimony. Such orchestration in constructive kidnapping reveals the dangerous extent to which legal authority can be abused, transforming the police's role from protector to predator.

by I Juana Be Free January 11, 2024

national kidnap days

national kidnap days happens every single day of any year with 2 or 5 or 0 in it

OH MY GOD THIS YEAR IS 2025 I CAN ALLWAYS KIDNAP MY BESTIE WESTIE FOR THIS YEAR!!!!!!! or YAY ITS NATIONAL KIDNAP DAYS!

by li'l brush + li'l pan March 3, 2025

Kidnapping

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!

Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think there was a kidnapping outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024