I will kidnape you
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When your ex uses some type of emergency like COVID-19 to keep you from scheduled visitation with your children. The police won't enforce the court order and the courts are slow to deal with your situation. You children are "Kimnapped".
I hope we don't have another outbreak of the Coronavirus because my ex will likely kimnap the kids again
by BLUESBUTNOCLUES May 7, 2020
Get the Kimnap mug.Someone, usually an ex, who abducts your pet kitten, and sells it on a rehoming site before you get home
"She made it look like the kitten had escaped from the window, but actually she had got a kitnapper to stage it .."
"She did what?!! Fucking hell what a heartless kitnapping cowbag!!".
"She did what?!! Fucking hell what a heartless kitnapping cowbag!!".
by Dev.dealio May 13, 2022
Get the Kitnapper mug.While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.
Last night I did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. Looks like Ill be getting laid a lil more often.
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Get the Help urban Dictionary kidnapped me mug.When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.
Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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