kian joke

An extremely unfunny joke

Shut the fuck up chodegon with ur shitty ass kian jokes

by n_gg_r killer December 29, 2018

Dirty Kian

The act of shaving your head and then sticking the excess hair to the tip of your erect penis using the fat chicks faeces, before inserting the penis into the fat chicks unwiped ass.

Yo Jake, did you hear that Kian pulled a Dirty Kian on that fat chick at the bar last night

by obese lady April 11, 2023

Kian Drake

Kian Drake... oh Kian.... ya know some people would say nasty thing about him but a actually he’s a really nice guy. He’s funny, talkative and you feel like you can tell him anything. Kian is really just... a best friend to be. But sadly he doesn’t feel the same : (

Person 1: is that Kian over their
Person 2: oh yeah

Both: I wish I was friends with him

Kian Drake is cooollll

by I’m chilllin June 11, 2020

kian read

A boy who days on them haters

Dab on em just like Kian read

by Boycdkdk May 6, 2018

a wild kian

a strange creature that yelps and yeets around the oofer head quarters.

omg look its a wild kian

by swaggyooferb0i February 26, 2019

Kian Lawley

A beautiful human that has been blessed by god. He is so perfect that even boys like him, girls would do anything to have him fot themselves.<3

-Oh my god this is so pretty!
-I know it's like Kian Lawley

by Rosemonster December 9, 2016

Kian Charlton

To do a Kian Charlton is to dab on those haters right after bailing out of an aircraft going at mach 4 over Hull.

Oh look, Jim. Rowan Hogg is doing a Kian Charlton, that is really really good.

by BOB PRODUCTIONS!! December 23, 2019