keyboardracer

1. anyone that is pathetic and lowly enough to lurk online all day and race from computer to computer to post lame and useless information on discussion forums and bulletin boards. Said person always twists facts, quotes, and modifies the truth to better himself in front of others.

2. any person that uses multiple computers and Internet Service Providers to make alias posts on the Internet. Reason: largely due to lack of friends and to dupe the public that people are actually backing him up and his feckless claims of stardom.

3. for a more indepth definitive, go to: keyboardracer.com or gayrab.

"Friggin' hilarious. The other day our website moderator e-mailed me to let me know that Mr. Keyboardracer is the one that's voting all of the Abuse votes on the posts from people that he hates. Will he EVER learn? What a kook! HAHA!"

by SSS June 15, 2004

Keyboard weed

Shake and small tiny nugs that you get when you turn your keyboard upside down and shake vigorously. This only applies to those that regularly smoke at their computers. It's easier to get than resin, and a lot faster!

Dude, I was out of cash and was dry...so I went for some keyboard weed and got a bowl of shake! Saved the day, man

by Bruk November 2, 2011

Faustus keyboard disease

A disease which causes people on Discord to type in all caps and frequently yell "AAAAAAAA"

Faustus: LIFE IS SO DEPRESSING!!!!!!!!
Yusuf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kass: Bruh why does everyone on Discord have Faustus keyboard disease lately

by notyusufr October 25, 2020

on-screen keyboard

a program that comes with your computer to take place of your keyboard when your dies. you use your mouse to click on the letters you want to type.

on-screen keyboard helped me when my regular keyboard broke

by veggieness April 5, 2005

keyboardmash

Keyboardmash (ing) is a style of typing employed by the larger public, it is equivalent to the result of most people opening their mouths. To keyboard mash you simply hit random keys in rapid succesion.

*dffgoih 34487gh 458uyh efgoihbdffo iuhb g0987h ervgihbqe78hffpiug h0qe9riurth iu*

Keyboardmash (ed)

by D00m_l0rd May 24, 2008

keyboard extrovert

one who is gregarious, funny and extroverted while on the 'net but is otherwise shy in person.

Daklute was excited to meet oprice due to their long internet friendship, but he feared he may be a keyboard extrovert and that the actual meeting would be awkward.

by daklute November 4, 2009

The Keyboard Switch

Plugging your keyboard into someone’s computer next to or in front of you in computer apps. When they go to type, you type something to them to freak them out.

Did you see Allie's face when I pulled the old keyboard switch? What a retard.

by Mister D November 16, 2004