Kettling

To wheeze uncontrollably when you laugh or to possess a laugh that is a wheeze or sounds like a steam kettle

What the hell was that? Are you kettling over there?

by AxxiosGrey July 28, 2018

Kettinger

Kind of an astronaut, kind of to the earth guy. Choose this person to travel to distant worlds and come back safely.

Last weekend me and Kettinger explored the mysteries of dualities.

by Gallinger February 8, 2021

Kettling

Def. Rolling down the car windows on a crisp autumn day and blasting the heater.

Its a chilly day, we should take a drive and go kettling.

by sf303 October 14, 2016

Kenting

Sleeping extremely early, or saying you're going to sleep early but you're not really going to.

1: Hey, where's Alex?
2: He's just kenting.
1: Ah, right.

by Help me please January 8, 2017

Keating

The act of nutting on a female and turning on "East Bound Down - Jerry Reed" and then chanting ooga chacka while farting.

Friend 1: BRO how was the date with Riley.
Friend 2: I accidentally started Keating on her so, I don't think it went well.

by Apeman123 March 7, 2019

Kerting

When a person named Kert goes Karting

He is Kerting

He is Kerting

by dono2000 April 20, 2019

Keating

The left over toilet paper fuzz on your butt hairs.

Hey Carlos, “after dinner do you want to eat some keating with Hanson and I”?

by anonymous January 23, 2021