A total dickhead. He'll play you like he never cared about you. He'll be nice to you for a couple days, then snap your heart right in half. DON'T fall for a Kenneth.
by madiepaige December 19, 2018
That Kenneth last night did not do good in bed
by Kenneth is a faggot November 19, 2017
Kenneth is a porn lover. He is addicted to watching porn and he has been since he was a child. He gets alot of egirls and ends up breaking their hearts.
by yeaaaaaaboyyyyyyyyy March 26, 2019
A name so terrible that no one wants to be named it. Often goes by other names to avoid being called Kenneth.
by WaddleLove August 9, 2018
kenneth is a BEAST and is NOT an andy.kenneth has a huge weiner and owns all johns constantly.nuff send
by beast74943689746387 September 1, 2010
Anglicization of the Gaelic Coinneach or Cainnech, meaning "handsome and fiery".
In recent times, the name Kenneth has lost some of its integrity due to a character named Kenneth, played by Jack McBrayer, who is largely a buffoon on the show "30 Rock". Despite this oversight, Kenneth is generally a proud or confident man, usually of apparent Celtic and/or Germanic origins, who is as quick to temper as he is to celebrate. Traditionally, neither the anger nor the generosity of Kenneth may be understated, as both are defining characteristics.
In smaller circles, however, the word Kenneth is used as a pseudonym for an enforcer or someone of a similar type who uses intimidation tactics, physical or otherwise, to achieve a desired result. A Kenneth will sometimes work with a Matthew.
In recent times, the name Kenneth has lost some of its integrity due to a character named Kenneth, played by Jack McBrayer, who is largely a buffoon on the show "30 Rock". Despite this oversight, Kenneth is generally a proud or confident man, usually of apparent Celtic and/or Germanic origins, who is as quick to temper as he is to celebrate. Traditionally, neither the anger nor the generosity of Kenneth may be understated, as both are defining characteristics.
In smaller circles, however, the word Kenneth is used as a pseudonym for an enforcer or someone of a similar type who uses intimidation tactics, physical or otherwise, to achieve a desired result. A Kenneth will sometimes work with a Matthew.
Scenario 1:
Man: Their representatives are standing firm at a twenty percent commission.
Boss: Send Kenneth in for the next round of negotiations. He'll help them see reason in lowering their rate.
Scenario 2:
Man: Once Kenneth came into the interrogation room, I just had to leave. All I know is that twenty minutes later, we had a signed statement and a grown man in tears.
With a Matthew:
Man: I don't know what's scarier: seeing Kenneth and Matthew in a dark alley or across a conference table. Those two guys can't be human with that kind of work.
Man: Their representatives are standing firm at a twenty percent commission.
Boss: Send Kenneth in for the next round of negotiations. He'll help them see reason in lowering their rate.
Scenario 2:
Man: Once Kenneth came into the interrogation room, I just had to leave. All I know is that twenty minutes later, we had a signed statement and a grown man in tears.
With a Matthew:
Man: I don't know what's scarier: seeing Kenneth and Matthew in a dark alley or across a conference table. Those two guys can't be human with that kind of work.
by AWellspokenBeast August 9, 2010
The most asian of all the Asians, better than the rest of the Kenneths, most Kenneth of all the Kenneths
Kenneth is such an asian
by TheMafiaBakery July 8, 2017