kavanaughed

Kavanaughed (First Degree) - Drinking enough to black out and provide false testimony at a congressional hearing in regard to said blacking out.

Kavanaughed (Second Degree) - Getting into a bar fight with somebody you mistakenly believe to be the lead singer of a late 1980s or early 1990s English Reggae band.

Kavanaughed (Third Degree) - You and a buddy push a completely sober girl into a bedroom at a party and try to remove her one piece bathing suit.

Kavanaughed (Third Degree, with extreme prejudice) - To do all three in the same night!

“Dude, I totally could’ve been the Director of Homeland Security but I Kavanaughed I’d at my hearing.”

“Dude, that guy over there, the one that looks like the singer for UB40, is giving you a dirty look. Let’s go Kavanaugh him!”

“Dude, gimme a hand Kavanaughing our hosts’ daughter before she calls the cops.”

by Yosemitesams October 5, 2018

Kavanaugh drunk

When you get so drunk you have to make a fake calendar to cover up for the fucked up shit you did 36 years ago.

Are they referring to me when they say "Kavanaugh drunk? I like beer. I went to Yale.

by Meatpoi October 2, 2018

Kavanaugh

A person who likes beer and keeps a calendar from 30 years ago.

Damn did you see Trump? He nominated that fucking Kavanaugh guy?

by Yeetfam October 4, 2018

Kavanaugh

A cocktail or beer serving method where the libation is served with a funnel. As in a Gimlet Kavanaugh or Kavanaugh Budweiser.

Man: Man, I had a tough day in court today. I’ll have a Kavanaugh martini.

Bartender: Coming up.

by AdamPedAnt October 6, 2018

kavanaughstronaut

Dude that' s been drinking and waves his dick around in space

Hey check out the Kavanaughstronaut waving his dick around on the moon, Dianne. Here, asteroid, hold my PABST.

by angie O edema October 5, 2018

Kavanaugh'd

The act of lying about a man after years of silence, despite the man's own untarnished record while having a very public and distinguished profile.

Tim: Yo, did you hear what they're doing to Elon?

Eric: No, what is it this time?

Tim: Some friend of some friend heard that this girl was paid $250k to settle a harassment claim!

Eric: Sounds like he's being Kavanaugh'd!

Tim: I'm overwhelmed with shock

by P.noodle May 20, 2022

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.

I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.

by KavanaughtAChance October 3, 2018