A female of the Chav species. The comman Kappa slapper is usually wearing Kappa labeled sports attire, hair is usually bleached blonde, donning roots and scraped back into a high side ponytail in order to look semi Ghetto. Usually hangs around bus stops and the local hangouts to look Street, Dope and Down. Usually asks passers buy for money, cigarettes, and to borrow your Mobile phone (cell phone) only to later steal it to sell off in order to buy crack.
Location: Town Centre.
Kappa Slapper 1: S'cuse me mate, you got time on ya?
Passer-by: Yes its two o'clock
Kapper Slapper 1: Thanks mate, you got any ciggys on ya?
Passer-by: No, sorry
Kapper Slapper 2: Your well gay
Kapper Slapper 1: 'Ere mate lend us your phone i need to call me mam
Passer-by: Er, ok, here... (gives phone)
Kapper Slapper 1: TAXED!
(Runs away with phone)
Kapper Slapper 2 (Calls out): See ya later - Minge
Kappa Slapper 1: S'cuse me mate, you got time on ya?
Passer-by: Yes its two o'clock
Kapper Slapper 1: Thanks mate, you got any ciggys on ya?
Passer-by: No, sorry
Kapper Slapper 2: Your well gay
Kapper Slapper 1: 'Ere mate lend us your phone i need to call me mam
Passer-by: Er, ok, here... (gives phone)
Kapper Slapper 1: TAXED!
(Runs away with phone)
Kapper Slapper 2 (Calls out): See ya later - Minge
by la_dolce-vita December 28, 2005
Get the Kappa Slapper mug.Preteen– or teenage girls obviously experimenting with there image – The Kappa Slappa “Look” consist of trainers – Kappa tracksuit bottoms – an Elise jumper. This is generously accessorises with cheap looking jewellery – most of which is purchased at Elizabeth Duke of Argos. Hair is worn up in (see Corydon Facelift) – and makeup is plastered on to hide any spots blemished and love bites.
Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
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Mouth Breather
Klassy Lassy
Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
See also:
Mouth Breather
Klassy Lassy
Lad A: Word round school is that Tracy will suck you off for fifty pence!
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!
by Andy The Great July 22, 2003
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Get the Kappa Kappa Psi mug.A hilarious amerime show that focuses on an American actor, Mikey Simon, lost in Japan where he becomes an action superstar. With his costars...a bratty blonde Lily, a beautiful misunderstood Mitsuki, a loveable oaf Gonard, and a furry neurotic (at times) Guano...he fights life challenges that relate (well, sort of) to the show they act in. Onu, the producer and really the only character with a Japanese accent, and his servant Yes Man (YES!) are side characters.
The show itself is a parody of animes with a little American spice added in. This is controversial among fans of anime. Some believe it is great that anime is spreading throughout the world while others believe it should be only Japanese/Asian. Also, some believe that anime is being made fun of. It is, but others say it is being made fun of for the sake of anime. Only true fans of anime can appreciate the parody 100% because the references to so many animes are only understood by the anime community.
Those who are not true fans of anime are immersed by the stereotypical anime styles American style. Thus, if they did not watch it or like it before, but watch this show because of its American influence, they might actually think, "Hey! This is cool stuff!" and watch more anime.
(For me, I am a fan of anime, and I think that it is great to finally spread anime to those non-anime fans. Also, I think they aired Kappa Mikey to honour anime!)
The show itself is a parody of animes with a little American spice added in. This is controversial among fans of anime. Some believe it is great that anime is spreading throughout the world while others believe it should be only Japanese/Asian. Also, some believe that anime is being made fun of. It is, but others say it is being made fun of for the sake of anime. Only true fans of anime can appreciate the parody 100% because the references to so many animes are only understood by the anime community.
Those who are not true fans of anime are immersed by the stereotypical anime styles American style. Thus, if they did not watch it or like it before, but watch this show because of its American influence, they might actually think, "Hey! This is cool stuff!" and watch more anime.
(For me, I am a fan of anime, and I think that it is great to finally spread anime to those non-anime fans. Also, I think they aired Kappa Mikey to honour anime!)
Me: Hey Kappa Mikey's on!:D
Diehard Anime Fan: OMG NOOOOOOooooooo! *runs away*
Non-Anime Fan: Hey this is actually kinda cool!:)
Lily: I can't date Gonard! He's GONARD!
Gonard: Yeah, I can't date Gonard! He's way out of my league!
Diehard Anime Fan: OMG NOOOOOOooooooo! *runs away*
Non-Anime Fan: Hey this is actually kinda cool!:)
Lily: I can't date Gonard! He's GONARD!
Gonard: Yeah, I can't date Gonard! He's way out of my league!
by Vezira February 6, 2007
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Guy1: Hey, did you hear there is a party at Kappa Delta Phi this weekend.
Guy2: Not only are we not cool enough to hang with those guys, the last time I tried to out-drink them I had to go to the hospital.
Guy2: Not only are we not cool enough to hang with those guys, the last time I tried to out-drink them I had to go to the hospital.
by KappaGuy65 October 20, 2010
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