kalonji

He is super funny he is super smart and he knows how to put a smile on your face even when your depressed or sad sometimes he gets mad off little things but hes such a cool person you always forgive him.

"Yo kalonji is mad funny you got to be friends with him"

"Jacob just made my day with that joke and I'm not sad anymore he's such a kalonji"

by SuperSaneGoat114 December 13, 2020

kalomira

the most incredibly beautiful girl in the world

kalomiras beauty drives people crazy

by greekfool January 8, 2005

kaloni

smart cute funny gets girls big penis

kaloni a really cool person

by kaloni October 5, 2017

kalosh malosh

This occurs when a person, usually a young boy, does not wipe correctly or thorough enough after using the restroom. It happens when the person sits and creates streaks on their underwear which tend to stick to the butt after standing up and create a foul odor.

Boy 1: Hey what happened to the underwear on the floor of the bathroom?
Boy 2: I guess I didn't wipe good enough at the NHI meeting, and when I drove home in my Avalon, I got out to realize a foul odor and my underwear was stuck to my butt.
Boy 1: Oh, you had a kalosh malosh.

by BaytownFatboy November 2, 2011

kaloyan

The greatest person of all time. He pimps hard but is also sublimely nice. Everyone loves Kaloyan Cholakov. ...Is also known as "Kal the Bulgarian", or simply Kal.

Person1: Oh fuck, It's Kaloyan Cholakov. Shit's about to get real awesome!
Person2: Do you mean Kal the Bulgarian?
Person1: Yeah man, who else could be so AMAZING!

by Indiferentia December 11, 2013

Kalong

Girls named Kalong are one in a trillion, literally. If you ever meet one, you'll never forget her! She is fabulous in all that she does and everything she is, with a million dollar smile to go with her big heart.

When she smiles she kind of looks like Kalong, I see her everywhere!

by wongkal February 4, 2010

kaldorei

A Warcraft word. this in the night elf native tounge, means Chrildren of the Stars.

the night evles were originally called the kaldorei.

by Vexan May 13, 2005