kangaroo

A giant rabbit that can kick your ass

Guy: "my favorite animal is a kangaroo; it's basically a giant rabbit that can KICK YOUR ASS!"

by kn8 2.0 May 19, 2009

kalmar union

The Kalmar Union was when the entire Nordic region (Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland, and Greenland) was ruled under one monarchy from Denmark. The Swedes were the first to break away (as well as the Finns, but at the time Finland was under Sweden's rule) because Denmark kept going into random wars, and the Swedes were getting upset because the wars were frequent and rather pointless. Norway left after Sweden, leaving only Iceland with Denmark. But Iceland eventually broke away from Denmark too. So now Denmark is forever alone. Sucks for them.

Person 1: Why do we have to learn about the Kalmar Union in History class?
Person 2: Because it was a very major and important part of Scandinavian history. It made those countries what they are today.

by Ho Lee Crap September 26, 2013

kangaruble

A slang term for the Australian Dollar. The Australian dollar being of so little value its spending power is equivalent to the Russian Ruble.

"That loaf of bread cost me 100 Kangarubles." "I hear the Kangaruble is going to achieve parity with the Zimbabwe Dollar"

by inbarrintuswetrust April 8, 2015

Kalgan

To ass-rape something beautiful and pure.

Did you see Jane and Tom's new baby?
See it, I totally kalganned the little bastard!

by The Irrefutable One April 30, 2005

kangaroo finish

While engaged in sex from the doggy-style position, the penetrator leaps up upon reaching orgasm.

Jeremy was feeling particularly frisky last night, so he decided to kangaroo finish Ramzy instead of just doing the supa man.

by Camel Jockey January 2, 2008

literal kangaroo

Assumed to be a racial pejorative for a specific group of people residing in Australia; it is unknown if this is truly a racial pejorative, but for citizens of the world it is better to assume it is in order not to offend anyone. This phrase was coined in a conversation between Dave Rubin and Skyler Turden.

An alternate definition: a real "literal" kangaroo

I'll have to check urban dictionary to see if literal kangaroo is a racial pejorative in some form or another because I am not caught up with all the alt-right metaphors and racial slurs.

by Mas malignement September 17, 2019

kangaroo tail

In project finance the "tail" is the period after a contract tenor ends but the asset retains useful life. A project that has a lot of residual value, either because of a short contract tenor or a valuable post contract environment, is said to have a long or large tail. A project with an extraordinary tail has a kangaroo tail.

That power project in Oman dude. The 15 year duration and fantastic peaking revenues post termination mean it's going to have a kangaroo tail! 60% residual value for shizzle.

by Jezza Silva October 6, 2009