Kachow

Katchow is a verb used in reference to flashing ur shiny headlights after beating someone in any car-related competition, including NASCAR Races and high-speed chases.

I/You Kachow
They Kachow
We Kachow
She/He Kachows
We Will Kachow
I Kachowed

I'm totally going to kachow on this lad after I beat him in this race.

by absolute L0oser January 1, 2020

kachow

fast car sex, bouncing off the walls. Balls deep in the exhaust engine.

girl: why are your balls chalky
boy: cause I just kachowed

by ihavecalkyballs May 22, 2023

Kachowing

The act of ejaculating gasoline into your partners gas tank.

Krebs: Last night I was kachowing into Heilen.
James: I was too, but with your mom.

by Wooooooooooooooooah November 29, 2021

Meow Meow Kachowwed

When you feel so lonely that you start to pretend that you are a cat version of Lightning McQueen.

Today I just feel so Meow Meow Kachowwed.

by XXXTenTableTop August 11, 2018

kachow

means as a comic relief in a serious situation so everyone hates you

oh im sorry about your loss, but kachow.

by arctheangels March 2, 2022

Kachow

To utterly fucking destroy someone

1: You suck
2: Kachow
1: *Dies of Embarrassment*

by CashNajarReal October 30, 2022

Kachow

Spinning your cock around in a circular motion while yodelling, every 3 minutes, you must stop and scream kachow, the cycle then repeats.

Tonight, while we make sweet, sweet, love. I want you to Kachow yo dick.
"KACHOW BABY YEAH!" - Austin Powers in an Alternate Universe

by wa10404 May 25, 2025