kachow

fast car sex, bouncing off the walls. Balls deep in the exhaust engine.

girl: why are your balls chalky
boy: cause I just kachowed

by ihavecalkyballs May 22, 2023

Kachow

To utterly fucking destroy someone

1: You suck
2: Kachow
1: *Dies of Embarrassment*

by CashNajarReal October 31, 2022

kachow

means as a comic relief in a serious situation so everyone hates you

oh im sorry about your loss, but kachow.

by arctheangels March 02, 2022

Kachow

Katchow is a verb used in reference to flashing ur shiny headlights after beating someone in any car-related competition, including NASCAR Races and high-speed chases.

I/You Kachow
They Kachow
We Kachow
She/He Kachows
We Will Kachow
I Kachowed

I'm totally going to kachow on this lad after I beat him in this race.

by absolute L0oser January 02, 2020

kachow

goofy ahh word for lightning

*lightnjng strikes*
bro: kachow

by cametoexplain January 06, 2025

Kachow

Spinning your cock around in a circular motion while yodelling, every 3 minutes, you must stop and scream kachow, the cycle then repeats.

Tonight, while we make sweet, sweet, love. I want you to Kachow yo dick.
"KACHOW BABY YEAH!" - Austin Powers in an Alternate Universe

by wa10404 May 25, 2025

Kachow

Used when you are aroused

Man 1: "Wow nice pp!"

Man 2: "Kachow..."

Man 1: "Bro..."

by sunsetbutsmart May 17, 2021