keller

a keller is a guy who is so awesome and hot and funny and caring and has a dirty mind and will tell you his feelings and will love you and you WILL love him back and if you break up you will secretly still love and will never be able to get over him.

I wish I was dating a keller

i know right he is so hot

by peoplerock December 12, 2017

Keller

To fuck someone so hard to the point where they become deaf and blind.

I think I'm going to Keller some relatives today.

by AnInnocentChild December 25, 2013

Keller Keegstar

Only likes one person. Usually named Curtis. If your name is not Curtis he won’t like you. Don’t play fortnite with him or he will get mad for months. Make poor choices and has the chance to live a good life but doesn’t.

Get this Keller keegstar a towel because he is salty.

by Burning potatoes November 1, 2018

Helen Keller Dome

When a girl gives really bad dome because she is only focused on finishing and not appreciating the rod.

" dude my Nina is givin hellaa Helen Keller dome SHIT"

by DaBadBitch November 13, 2011

Helen Keller Kush

Marijuana so strong that it renders the smoker deaf and blind, ala Helen Keller.

My productivity suffered greatly after taking a few puffs of the Helen Keller Kush.

by bas_rutten September 18, 2012

The Helen Keller Song

A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".

I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.

by babstrei February 6, 2010

Helen Keller Handjob

1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad

Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad

by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008