Kpop
Bob:"Hey Joe! There's this new cool song called Kpop or something, and i stanned this guy called junglebook or something."
Joe:"That's gay."
Joe:"That's gay."
Kpop by LanciaAbarth_037 January 30, 2020
Kpop
Kpop is a genre of music that is equally shit as country. It is enjoyed by native koreans, virgins, and weebs alike.
Kpop by MlgTrikShotters948 June 5, 2018
Kpop
Person: “what are you listening to?”
Me:”Kpop”
Person: “what’s that?l
Me”here listen”
Person “oh no I think I’m in love”
Me:”Kpop”
Person: “what’s that?l
Me”here listen”
Person “oh no I think I’m in love”
Kpop by Kpop enthusiast April 5, 2019
Kpop
A genre of music, that, proven by scientists, when the sound waves enter your brain, the sound will produce cancerous tumors. If these tumors are left alone, you can acquire either ear cancer, testicular cancer, ovarian cancer, blood cancer, and brain cancer. The blood cancer can spread this disease all across the human body through the circulatory system. Your immune system will not be able to fight it off because it is so strong. Even if you are God and you pull through, you will be galvanized to commit suicide as soon as possible. I myself lost a friend to this. If you get any of those types of cancer, then it is known as "Kpopearien disease".
If you listen to Kpop, your life is currently in serious danger. So this is your warning. DO NOT LISTEN TO KPOP, OR ELSE YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE LIVING HELL THAT IS ONLY COMPARABLE TO TWITTER. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. THIS WILL START A GLOBAL PANDEMIC IF PEOPLE OF THIS EARTH ARE UNEDUCATED TO IT. THIS WILL BE COVID 19, THE SEQUEL.
If you listen to Kpop, your life is currently in serious danger. So this is your warning. DO NOT LISTEN TO KPOP, OR ELSE YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE LIVING HELL THAT IS ONLY COMPARABLE TO TWITTER. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. THIS WILL START A GLOBAL PANDEMIC IF PEOPLE OF THIS EARTH ARE UNEDUCATED TO IT. THIS WILL BE COVID 19, THE SEQUEL.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that new Kpop son----"
Person 2: "Person 1, you need to seek medical attention, immediately! Your life is in serious danger! I am dialing 911 right now!
Person 1: "What do you mea---"
***person 1 collapses***
Person 2: "Oh my God! The sound waves have created the dangerous tumors already!!!"
***one week later***
***person 1 lies in a hospital bed, person 2 in a chair next to him.***
Person 1: "What happened to me? I feel so strange..."
Person 2: "You contracted Kpopearian disease. The two tumors formed by the sound waves of the Kpop you listened to combined and created a gargantuan cancer cell, which then infected all of the other cells in your body."
Person 1: "Oh my Go----"
***person 1's body becomes rigid and uncontrollable by person 1.***
***person 1 walks towards the window of the hospital, as he is on the 10th floor.***
Person 2: "What are you doing??"
***person 2 attempts to stop person 1 from what he is about to do.***
***person 1 has immense strength because of the disease, and person 2 is unable to stop him.***
Person 1's body lays spread-eagled on the ground 100 feet below.
***Doctor walks in the room***
Doctor: "Ah, so the brain tumor galvanized him to jump out of the window. We have lost many people who got this disease to that."
Person 2: ***very loud sobbing***
Person 2: "Person 1, you need to seek medical attention, immediately! Your life is in serious danger! I am dialing 911 right now!
Person 1: "What do you mea---"
***person 1 collapses***
Person 2: "Oh my God! The sound waves have created the dangerous tumors already!!!"
***one week later***
***person 1 lies in a hospital bed, person 2 in a chair next to him.***
Person 1: "What happened to me? I feel so strange..."
Person 2: "You contracted Kpopearian disease. The two tumors formed by the sound waves of the Kpop you listened to combined and created a gargantuan cancer cell, which then infected all of the other cells in your body."
Person 1: "Oh my Go----"
***person 1's body becomes rigid and uncontrollable by person 1.***
***person 1 walks towards the window of the hospital, as he is on the 10th floor.***
Person 2: "What are you doing??"
***person 2 attempts to stop person 1 from what he is about to do.***
***person 1 has immense strength because of the disease, and person 2 is unable to stop him.***
Person 1's body lays spread-eagled on the ground 100 feet below.
***Doctor walks in the room***
Doctor: "Ah, so the brain tumor galvanized him to jump out of the window. We have lost many people who got this disease to that."
Person 2: ***very loud sobbing***
kpop
kpop by Lipshyunjin February 14, 2021
Kpop
a highly liked type of music that is played everywhere. Don't be annoyed when you hear a 10 year old listening to kpop or an 11 year old saying she likes kpop
Kid 1: Kpop is so good to listen to
Kid 2: thats your opinion
Kid 3: I LIKE ROCK
Kid 4: sad music is my type
Kid 5: grimes is a good artist. I like pop music
Kid 6: Rock is my type too!
Kid 7:Maybe this is getting out of hand
Kid 1: My opinion? KPOP IS GOOD
Kids 2-5: You clearly said its good but you said it so its your opinion
Kid 6 and 7: I like rock and she likes disco
Kid 8: Soul music and Jazz is my favorite. It may be annoying
Kid 9-11: We all like melanie martinez
Kid 12: i like melancholy and celestial music
All kids in unison (except Kid 4): MUSIC IS GOOD
Kid 2: thats your opinion
Kid 3: I LIKE ROCK
Kid 4: sad music is my type
Kid 5: grimes is a good artist. I like pop music
Kid 6: Rock is my type too!
Kid 7:Maybe this is getting out of hand
Kid 1: My opinion? KPOP IS GOOD
Kids 2-5: You clearly said its good but you said it so its your opinion
Kid 6 and 7: I like rock and she likes disco
Kid 8: Soul music and Jazz is my favorite. It may be annoying
Kid 9-11: We all like melanie martinez
Kid 12: i like melancholy and celestial music
All kids in unison (except Kid 4): MUSIC IS GOOD
Kpop by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022