ass-kicking shoes

The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass

1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)

2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?

Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes

by batgod November 5, 2013

Falcon Kicking

Not to be confused with the attack used by popular Nintendo character Captain Falcon, Falcon Kicking is when a man quickly sticks his foot up another man's gluteus maximus while screaming FALCON KICK! at the top of his lungs. This usually results in the tearing of the anal tissue and bleeding but for some this turns them on even more. Right now this fetish is huge in Japan because every weird and creepy fetish is huge in Japan.

Bob: I'm gonna Falcon Kick you so hard Billy.
FALCON KICK!!!

Billy: ahhhh so good!
*massive orgasm and blood squirts*

Billy: We should do Falcon Kicking every day! Now get a mop, i'm starting to flood the floor with all the blood coming out of my butt

by admiralackbarlovesuall September 2, 2010

Kicking a can down Union Street

When a girl is so loose, your cock doesn't touch the insides of her pussy.

Union Street - Long, steep, wide, downhill street in the centre of Aberdeen, Scotland.

"Get any poon last night then?"
"Yeah, but it was shite. Like kicking a can down Union Street"

by Mikey Boy, ken February 11, 2007

knocking ankles loose

Fucking another human to the point of there legs going numb

Nick: Hey man what did you do last night

Kobie: I was knocking ankles loose all night

by ThatBoiNick July 7, 2017

Potato Knocking

Potatoe Knocking is a simple prank where you bend a wire hanger long ways, and then back on itself so that it can hold a potato in the bend. then you hang it on the door knob or door knocker of a persons frong door with a long string tied to it. you run accross the street with the other end of the string, and give it a few strong tugs. somebody answers the door, doesnt find anybody, and only a potato. They usually say something like "what the fuck? potatoe?"

A Person tugs the string durring a successful potato knocking exploit-
:thud thud thud:
(Person answers door)
"What the fuck? A potato?"

unsuccessful-
:thud thud thud:
"damn kids and those fucking potatoes"

Either way its a good time

by evenmoutcandoit May 27, 2008

Knocking Calf

The raising of one foot onto an elevated surface, arching of the knee, then reaching under with one hand in order to perform sexual acts upon oneself. Traditionally performed in a seated position with a slight hunch in the back. Not recommended for those suffering from lower back pain or chronic injuries.

I hear Steve put his back out again knocking calf last night. We really have to find him a girlfriend

by Renshaw March 9, 2008

Kicking or Sticking

A term used in street football or flag football when a team is approaching 4th down. The opposing team will usually ask if they are kicking or sticking.

It is associated with punting (kicking) and going for it on 4th (sticking to the final attempt)

Jose: It's 4th and 7. Ya'll kicking or sticking?

by EscaVi from SD March 11, 2009