by Frustrating that January 9, 2018
It stands for kill me silently, usually said after hearing a cringe-worthy joke. It basically represents how unhappy the person is and shows that you should end their life before this moment of happiness and ignorance to life and death dissipates. Silently being the operative word. Main reason behind this is the person doesn't want to go back to feeling the endless pain and torture of daily life and existentialism.
Friend 1: I made my local baker a cake for his birthday. It was the *yeast* I could do.
Friend 2: omg kms
Friend 2: omg kms
by Mr. Memelord 69 August 31, 2015
Most commonly “kill myself” but it originally meant Kreigsmarine Schiff*, The Kreigsmarine was the naval division of Facist Germany’s Military Forces. Seen as a prefix for ships, such as the “KMS Tirpitz” *Schiff meaning Ship.
Guy 1: “Dude, I’m gonna KMS.”
Guy 2: “You’re gonna Kreigsmarine Schiff?”
Guy 1: “No, It means kill myself!”
Guy 2: “You’re gonna Kreigsmarine Schiff?”
Guy 1: “No, It means kill myself!”
by Roskai March 30, 2021
The KM is an unbelievably gorgeous woman. The KM is extraordinarily rare and would be considered an 11 on the 10 scale......The KM's aura is so powerful it tends to turn most men full retard.
Lewis was out drinking one night and The KM walked up beside him at the bar. He tried to say hello, but shit his pants and passed out instead.
by G.Steeley February 22, 2016