Brown Klaren

The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!

Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'

by porabthetoilettwat December 7, 2010

Klaricophile

Opposite of pedophile. When those under the age of 18 go for those usually around the age of 65.

Peggy: "Wa-ha-howww, that guy is HAWT!"

Jim Bob: "Ew! You klaricophile! He's like, 70!"

Peggy: "Yeah, but, he got it goin' on!"

by Big Poppa's Best Friend December 15, 2010

Klaire

The best person you will ever meet. Usually popular and has tons of friends she’s also beautiful, and usually Denies it, all of the boys want her SO bad, she’s really chill hit her up she’s always looking to meet new people, she’s super friendly and sporty, most of the time is really good at everything she does... but don’t ask her for some extra cash cuz she’s usually broke, probably spent all of her money on random shot she doesn’t need (again) she’s also awesome in bed, and is usually a good time while drunk, or she’s crying about her MULTIPLE ex’s that she swears she doesn’t care about anymore. she also gets tired of relationships quickly and is a heartbreaker. Bottles up her feelings and is afraid so be vaulnerable. Loves trying new things and super adventurous, all girls wants to be her, all of the guys want her. She’s super skinny and on the tall side. She loves animals and boys.. I could go on and on.. she’s basically perfect.

Guy 1: omg is that Klaire

Guy2: yea she’s so hot you should ask her out.
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Girl 1: omg that’s klaire!

Girl 2: omg should we talk to her. I NEED to be friends with her.

by Me it’s just me don’t ask ?’s January 31, 2018

klar face

1. Coming from extreme homosexual backround: 2. being beat by one's father

I hate peter Kane. I wish him dead

by ihatepeterkane February 27, 2005

klaritza

Klaritza is a beautiful person has ur back n beat a bitch ass in 1.2 seconds n don't mess with her she is a good friend n any guy would be lucky to have her.

Dude 1 ayy bro is that klaritza
Dude 2 yea bro she fine huh

Dude 1 yes

Dude 2 she is nice to but do t mess with her

Dude 1 oh yea fool I do t wanna mess with her

by Ok wdym May 20, 2018

Klairagaitining

Uncontrollable fondling of the genitalia. Aka...pocket pussy

Betty was found klairagaitining at the movie theater. She’s going to need some ointment and hand sanitizer.

by Queen Olive May 22, 2019

Tiffani Klara Åström

Tiffani Klara Åström (also known as Tiff) is a famous author and politician from Sweden. She wrote “Dark Lights, Dark Shadows”, the most recognized LBBM biography in the world. In 2020, she became an influencer on Instagram with over 50 million followers. She remains very humble and appreciates all of her fans from all over the world.

Tiffani Klara Åström spreads peanut butter, not hate. Everyone should be like her.

by bobduncan1 December 15, 2020