Kafka

Last name of author Franz Kafka. Generally used as a noun to describe "that which has qualities similar to Kafka's litterature". But seeing as how that's kinda tautological, try this. Picture yourself in a small, cramped space. Add women with silk skirts and pillows attached to your head. Then add your father, run away and run into your lawyer who's daughter is a nurse whom you make love with on the floor of a court room that has no walls and where everybody is watching you as you writhe in ecstacy. Then comes the weird part. You find out that you're about to be executed for commiting a crime, but there's no tribunal, no judge, no witnesses, you're just to be executed. But the executioners take so long that you just decide to comply with the law and slash your wrists while eating some schnitzel. You finnally pass away and nobody realizes you're dead until 25 years after, at which point nobody cares about you still.

"Dude, Jimmy just pulled a Kafka"
"I don't know Jimmy, but make love to me anyways"
"I can't I must run now!"

by Jonathan Singh August 18, 2004

Kakalak

Kak•a•lak (kak ' a lak) n. (Colloq.) (various spellings including Cacalacky) 1. A folksy slang for "Carolina"--an amalgamation with "Appalachia". 2. an endearment of the Carolinas, especially by people raised in the area who have moved elsewhere. Conveys a tongue-in- cheek quality, a willingness to laugh at oneself and one's origins, while still remaining proud and affectionate towards them.

I live in South Kakalak and work in North Kakalak.

by Beth Cagle Burt September 13, 2007

pp und kaki in pipi kakaland

a German phrase meaning "grab the bottle and drink"

Pp und kaki in pipi kakaland you fool.

by someone that is not german September 5, 2022

Kaikaku

To miss or mess up something totally under your control. It was actually boarder line impossible for you to mess it up but you still did.

Commentator: oh no he’s through! Open goals for the hat trick! Oh, he kaikaku’d it, what a shame.

by Molecular Karage August 11, 2019

kakanumgay

a god-like being worthy of all the protection of the world, also protected by the great warrior kunal
damaging this god will result in instant death for you and all of your family
He also comes with amazing sexual powers and black hair
he is a god that also radiates infinite power but gentle kindness

John: “did you see the almighty kakanumgay over there.”
Bon: “ yes, my purpose is now fulfilled, I can die in peace knowing my life purpose has been fulfilled"

by almighty_shendo (mineth slave) December 29, 2019

Kakakaka

The sound borderline shut ins make after they have finished making a self-seving and socially akwardly comment that they spit back from fox news.

"Oh I hate that communist socialist goverment. If only companies ran everything we would be happy. Kakakaka."

Girl (Actualy talking to the kakakakaer): So what do you do for fun?

Boy: Oh I like to eat a big sandwich n watch da simpsons. Can I pay you to touch me? Kakakaka.

by Tono Makai December 4, 2010

kackasack

an individual who has an addiction to sucking balls

mace: yana you’re a kackasack
yana: bro stfu

by macewth July 21, 2021