karl

A name used to reference a total stalker. A Karl has at least 6 restraining orders on his record due to crimes such as computer hacking, breaking and entering, and creating full shrines of a particular girl in his room. He would steal dirty underwear and collect hair from a drain. Can be spotted due to a not so inconspicuous unibrow.

Sarah: "I'm sleeping, wtf are you doing underneath my bed...Oh god...You're a Karl aren't you?...And pluck that unibrow, that's disgusting."

by VCAC October 18, 2008

karl

Any Asian boy or man.

Look at the group of Karls over there at that table

by ABD July 17, 2006

Karl

Fuckboy who eats men's dicks

Woah, that Karl guy is a real fuckboy

by Suck Ball April 22, 2017

Karl

Marijuana.

"Dude, that's your sixth doughnut! Did you talk to Karl this morning?"

by Rudiskranberry April 16, 2012

KARL

Karl is an amazing person. Writes poetry really fricking well. Kinda fruity. Is a really good example of a parental figure.They are smart and have logic.Reminds people of a nice racoon! They are a slayboss

Yo it's Karl!!!

I love Karl's poetry

by Crusty Dorito Nike shoe July 16, 2022

Karled

To be annoyed or inconvenienced by outside forces

My commute got karled when I got a flat tire on the highway.

by Heva Davis February 11, 2022

karl

not impressed but ok.

person: oh look its karl.

by mp.89 May 21, 2021