K-Mart Music

Low quality top 40 music

"why are we listening to another shitty K-Mart Music mash-up

by PSYMON SAYS April 22, 2023

Easy as K-mart Girls

Young females who work at K-mart are notoriously easy. Without much effort you can often fool around with them in the store. If you are a young male it is highly recommended to take employment with K-mart.

If you haven't noticed you will rarely find an employee stocking the shelves or tidying up in K-mart. It is because they are all hiding in the stock room giving or receiving blowies.

What do you mean, you don't know how to stalk on facebook , it's easy as k-mart girls.

by whackipedia July 26, 2011

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

Super K-Mart

A K-mart combo, with a full-service grocery store, all open 24-7

One stop shopping at its best.

by Saints September 21, 2003

Super K-Mart

A K-Mart with a grocery center inside. Kind of like Super Wal-Mart. The only similarity is they both suck.

Super K-Mart sucks dirty hobo ass

by DizzyLizzy June 11, 2006

K Martini

A Special K coke with bourbon

Billy Bob had too many K martinis down at the Grizzly Inn last night and slept with an opossum in the back of his Z71

by JJRedneck May 1, 2025

Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

That n*gga had a dr-e-e-e-e-am

Shout out to Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024