junk

1. rubbish, trash

2. penis

2. Penis, as demonstrated by SNL
1. Cut a hole in a box.
2. Put your junk in that box
3. Make her open the box
"and thats the way you do it! It's my dick in a box!"

The best christmas gift ever, many thanks to SNL

by Matt & Julia May 2, 2007

Junk

Hawaiian slang used to decribe something as lame or disappointing

“hoo, you went to da kines party last night?? i heard was junk!”

“...ehhh this laulau so junk, my aunteh make em bettah”

by top bangah November 28, 2018

not junk

someone or something awesome. Very rare in todays junk world.

Wow! Did you see that girls boobs? Not Junk.

by Jimmy Awesome April 23, 2006

junk

whatever the hell you want it to mean.

look at that junk over there!
dude, that homework is JUNK.
OMFG THAT CAR IS JUNKIN!!!!!!

by wanganator January 3, 2006

junks

your man parts, frank and beans, stick and two balls

Frank cried when he got punched in the junks

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

junk

cool, sweet, awesome - as heard on Extreme Home Makeover.

You are so junk, and you don\'t even know it!

by getfuzzy April 26, 2005

junk

A guy's junk is his cock and balls.

Yeah -- I like to fondle Matt's junk!

by USAF Cadet July 19, 2021