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Turd Juggler

How dumbass idiots attempt to insult you
Tha nigga jus cal me a turd juggler!? Wow wat a fag
by sw@ggaT December 8, 2010
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street juggler

A person of nefarious character wearing suspect homemade knitwear, some form of cool kid ear jewellery and smelling of diesel. Beard, matted hair and unicycle optional.
What the fuck is Jody wearing? He looks like a fuckin Street Juggler!
by escotias October 4, 2013
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Juggler

a man that can juggle between two or more lovers without ever getting caught. In clarification to being a player. People never notice a juggler is one, he or she appears as a regular. Camouflaging perfectly. Like a sniper in a gilly suit. Smooth operators and usually prefers to keep it on the DL.
Man, Dave is juggling between two chicks at work and anyone has yet to notice, I don't know how he does it. He juggles between them and goes out with them before coming home to his girlfriend. He is the epitome of a juggler.
by Mr juggler September 20, 2010
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poon juggler

That poon juggler is gonna have his hoes turn on him when they find out about his juggling act.
by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005
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krusty jugglers

a phrase used to describe a nutsack that hasent seen a shower in awhile and have gotten to the point where they have become crusty (might be an STD)

P.S. the "k" is added for extra flare
hey look at that bum I bet hes got some Krusty jugglers.
by Dark Artifice February 26, 2008
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Krusty Juggler

When a guy dips his nuts in candle wax, and has a girl juggle his nuts around until it crusts off.
Oh yeah baby, juggle those candle-waxed nuts. Yeah baby, they're getting crusty now.. KRUSTY JUGGLERRRRRRR
by Stack That Cash February 28, 2009
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Text-Juggler

Someone who can maintain three or more text coversations at once.
"Jim is such a text-juggler he will text like five girls at once."
by friendlyleprachaun May 1, 2010
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