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Judge Judy

A court "judge" who appears on her own court TV show. She likes to call other people idiots because she is insecure since she herself is a complete idiot. Common ridiculous quotes from her include:

You know what you are? You're a NERD.

Shut up, NERD!

It's because I'm smart.

It's because YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
I watched Judge Judy yesterday and lost all hope in humanity.

When I saw Judge Judy's face on the television, I screamed and spontaneously combusted.

After listening to Judge Judy, I lost all ability to reason.
by okamiimiyazaki December 6, 2010
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Judge Fudge

One who would denounce your faggotry but is too busy being delicious.
Judge Fudge would denounce your faggotry, but he is too busy being delicious.
by webhead December 12, 2008
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judge judy

A sexual maneuver whereby one pulls out before climaxing, then blows his load on the female's face, then slaps her in the forehead with his manjunk and proclaims, "justice is served bitch"
Last night, I gave the judge judy to my girlfriend and she will no longer have sex with me.
by DUmch014 May 1, 2009
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judge duck

A duck that wears a wig and acts as if he (or she) is a judge. Probably British.

Their personality is the same as what you would expect of a human judge: extremely biased and narcissistic.

Fluent in English and Spanish despite the fact that no duck schools teach Spanish.
"Judge duck is smart and hot" - Judge Duck, probably
by ponil January 31, 2022
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judge papadoumian

"Judge papadoumian thinks I'm a snappy dresser"
by Taouf January 1, 2022
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Judge Dredd

A term recently coined to identify the new Dodge Charger R/T police vehicles. People use this term because they think that the new Charger police cars look like the futuristic vehicles from the mediocre 1995 film "Judge Dredd", or that they are more intimidating than previous police vehicles.
Guy 1: Hey! There's a fuckin cop behind you.
Guy 2: Oh shit! It's Judge Dredd!
by Dhagon October 29, 2008
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judge judy

Stupid judge on television.

Outright mean, one person who needs a colon cleansing immediately.
Judge Judy's tv program is so horrible that I went to a shrink for help.
by Akit February 29, 2004
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