Juanlotes definition: the Guatemalan goddess.. whos power was picking up chickie babes in 3’s. Hes also known as three-in-one (3 persons in one ). The ladies wanted him, the men envied him. His favourite meal included juevos rancheros con frijoles with a lil curry on top.
"its juanlotes pendejo"
"wheres my curry, its juanlotes u talkin to"
"meng i need a boyfriend, juanlotes"
"wheres my curry, its juanlotes u talkin to"
"meng i need a boyfriend, juanlotes"
by Carlotes October 29, 2007
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Get the Juanto mug.Juanjo is the best bald man in history, all women want to touch his soft bald head. all women sigh for Juanjo when he looks at them with his burning eyes. Juanjo always has a woman there for him and he is so generous that he leaves them for his friends. Juanjo loves to eat and does not need to do gym because he was born voluptuous as a Greek god.
person: Juanjo my friend, I can't get any woman
Juanjo: I let you choose one of the ones that I have behind me, everything mine is yours, friend.
person: Juanjo you are always so attentive, you are my best friend with baldness
Juanjo: I let you choose one of the ones that I have behind me, everything mine is yours, friend.
person: Juanjo you are always so attentive, you are my best friend with baldness
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person: Juanjo my friend, I can't get any woman
Juanjo: I let you choose one of the ones that I have behind me, everything mine is yours, friend.
person: Juanjo you are always so attentive, you are my best friend with baldness
Juanjo: I let you choose one of the ones that I have behind me, everything mine is yours, friend.
person: Juanjo you are always so attentive, you are my best friend with baldness
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