Jona

Jona is a really outgoing and kind person, she likes to have a lot of friends and she respects them. Jona loves her family and hates school but her favorite thing about it is that her friends are there. Jona is usually a single Pringle and she’s proud of that. Jona is also very loud and outgoing.

Lou: We’re missing someone... it’s to quiet.
Ryan: I don’t know.
Lou: oh! I got it! Jona is gone.

by MakeSomeoneSmileToday February 17, 2019

Jona

The only shortened form of Jonathan that makes any logical sense. Pronounced John-a (as in half of Jonathan)

Seemingly deaf person: Hey what’s your name?
Jona: Jona
Seamingly deaf person: Jonny?
Jona: No, Jona
Seamingly deaf person: Oh... Jonno?
Jona: Jon-A
Seamingly deaf person: Jonah?
Jona:
Seamingly deaf person:
Jona: no

by It’spronouncedjon-a January 16, 2019

Jona

A girl that is hot as hell. She likes to play with your heart and is the smartest and most cunning girl out there. Most of them are Persian so that means they are destined to succeed in life. She is very funny and a chill person to hang out with. She is very humble but sometimes she so proud of something she wants to share it with her friends. She may come off as mean but she is very nice and caring. Once you are close to her she will not stop talking.

That Jona is very hot!
Wow! You should get you a Jona!

by Jona_ak November 12, 2018

jona

a word that refers to a beautiful girl that is extremely honest and decent - not a whore even though a large number of people want to get with her.

Damn, shes such a jona! i wish she wasnt so hard to get.

hmm, i wish i could get with her, but shes a jona!

by this*is*my*name*bitches April 10, 2007

Jona

Jona ist sehr dähmlich er geht auf die Baumschule und tanzt seinen Namen

Sein IQ ist -30000000 niemand will die jona Seuche bekommen jeder verabscheut ihn

Jona: Hallo ich bin Jona

Person 1: Hilfe ich will sterben

by Joh CeeenA January 4, 2017

jonas

faggot gay ass bitch

jonas is a gay ass faggot

by jonas is gay February 18, 2020

jonas

not very gifted. short cock. he shows his dick on younow.

"what the fuck are you doing Jonas, what t
he fuck?

by alessboss August 23, 2016