An abnormal human being with very large teeth and is a pathological liar. A retail employee who works with shoes.
by Scrotti McBugerballs April 28, 2010
While playing the game Twister , when a friend plays with your butthole with his fingers, he is identified as a jonas.
"You're such a jonas! The chicks probably think i'm gay now..."
"You're such a jonas! The chicks probably think i'm gay now..."
by bug-mannen September 27, 2019
Sexy, multi-talented young girl.With a very intelligent mind, and a very humble soul, but watch out for jonae her mouth is very smart.She's very beautiful in her own way.
by shae125 January 7, 2012
Jonas is German name if you ever find one in your life you should feel luck. He is funny,smart, and handsome his crystal blue eyes will make you feel happy and warm. If you ever fall in love with a jonas, dont let go of that love that will be your biggest biggest mistake.
by The pensome March 26, 2020
The act of having an intercourse with a girl who is thicc and but you happened to be dummy thicc and your ass cheeks are clapping louder than hers
by Jizziwizzi July 20, 2019
Sexy,slim thick,she is cool to be around,very funny,had a very hard mouth,usually mischievous,a lot of boys like her ,but she always thinks no one likes her or doesn’t think she is as pretty as she is.
Jonae your are very funny.
by Justin has October 27, 2018
this man is amazing and so cute. he only wears hoodies and doesn't really have a personality but he is very attractive and knows how to talk to girls. he is kind of stupid but he is good at sports. he is also probably failing his math class and has a horrible accent when speaking any language. he has a hidden talent that not many people know but he is very great at that talent. he doesn't really know when a girl is flirting with him tho.
"jonas is so stupid"
by timotheechalametsgirlfriend April 18, 2020