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Jolt

Acronym for "Jack-o-lantern teeth". Describes somebody who has alternating missing teeth like a Halloween pumpkin.
Hey Jolt, you look like a pumpkin with all those missing teeth.
by Daniel H. B. March 9, 2017
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jolt

a fucking knobhead who doesn't know when to stop speaking
retarded simp
he is a fucking cunt
by Joltyy June 7, 2020
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Vom-Jolt

A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun
The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away

When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up

Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun

I vom-jolt every time you say my name
by a la w September 21, 2013
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Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out
Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold
by Doveiscool January 6, 2024
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First Jolt

First trip to state prison, used by inmates in the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation. Mostly used by cons who have been to prison at least twice, to denote their very first trip to the pen.
I remember the when I hit the mainline in Quentin on my first jolt, that place is fucking rockin'!
by ceerip707 May 3, 2018
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Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.
Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!
by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025
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taint jolt

When going at your woman so fast and hard , you slip out and stab her in the taint...
Babe: I'm sorry for slamming my cock into your taint.. Are you ok? Can you go some more? I promise Not to taint jolt you again
by sc121800 November 27, 2014
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