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Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.
Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!
by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025
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Vom-Jolt

A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun
The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away

When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up

Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun

I vom-jolt every time you say my name
by a la w September 21, 2013
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Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out
Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold
by Doveiscool January 6, 2024
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jolted

To be visibly shocked, stunned, or otherwise made uncomfortable, typically in the context of having an unpleasant memory or experience brought up.
Roxy was totally jolted last night when her ex texted her.
by leatherlier January 7, 2025
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JOLTS

The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics developed the monthly Job Openings and Labor Turnover Survey (JOLTS) which produces data on job openings, hires, and separations.

These data serve as demand-side indicators of labor shortages at the national level. Prior to JOLTS, there was no economic indicator of the unmet demand for labor with which to assess the presence or extent of labor shortages in the United States. The availability of unfilled jobs—the job openings rate—is an important measure of the tightness of job markets, parallel to existing measures of unemployment.
The JOLTS survey covers all nonagricultural industries in the public and private sectors for the 50 States and the District of Columbia.

JOLTS collects data on Total Employment, Job Openings, Hires, Quits, Layoffs & Discharges, and Other Separations.
by PEntity August 22, 2024
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jolt

Ratchet: Jolt electrify

Jolt is the best lad
by Ronova Pharex February 7, 2021
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taint jolt

When going at your woman so fast and hard , you slip out and stab her in the taint...
Babe: I'm sorry for slamming my cock into your taint.. Are you ok? Can you go some more? I promise Not to taint jolt you again
by sc121800 November 27, 2014
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