Johning

this doesn’t have to be explained, you just know when someone is Johning or being a John ass mf.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018

Johning

One who partakes in dumbass actions.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018

JohnnyyNASTY

The definition of pure sarcasm. Will sing annoying rap songs until he has the chance to roast you. Avoid at all costs on xbox

JohnnyyNASTY is a faggot

by Slevd February 16, 2019

johnkingsley

Person who has huge penis.

Person who no one cares about

Johnkingsley is my name

by Jktanktrouble October 8, 2020

Johanning

Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.

Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!

by Person Who Uses Words November 29, 2020

Johning

Smoking weed

I’m so high from johning in the bathroom between classes.

by Coopedaloop November 9, 2020

johnnyknoxvilleshoe

The best tiktok account to ever exist.

Today I follow johnnyknoxvilleshoe on tiktok, and that was the best idea I ever made.

by johnnyknoxvilleshoe August 29, 2021