Joeientology

A cult like group that worships joe the whale.

I am in Joeientology, it is not a cult but a religious practice.
Joeientology has a leader named Joe, everyone worships him and his flat earth beliefs
Participants are encouraged to sacrifice their keys to Joe in the name Joeientology.
Joeientology encourages naps and tunnel digging at school residences.
Joeientology funds will contribute to Joe the whale's education for his Joenatomy degree and his masters in Joenatomy.
Joeientology discourages stealing from chemistry labs as it is against the law.

by Joseph Whales November 17, 2022

Joement

When your friend knows just enough a out a topic to be wrong and or irrelevant

"Dark souls has really declined recently"
"My favorite game is minecraft"
"#Joement"

by PussySlayer475 April 9, 2023

Joebeni

A smart and sensible boy who is so try’s so hard and who doesn’t care what anyone thinks someone who is good enough and is caring for others, he is a boy who loves and respects. Whoever is with him is definitely 100% proud of him and he is definitely enough for them.

Joebeni yeah he’s my boyfriend; he’s the best to be honest.

by anonymous June 17, 2023

Jewena

Jewena is soo beautiful and can easily take your breath away!!! She is a down to earth type people. She has the best sense of humor. When you first get to know her, you'll think she's the shiest but she is brave and outspoken. Jewena is great at some video games and is pretty good with kids. She is a great, loyal friend to have. The boys are practically lining up at her door.

Jewena surely likes philosophy.

by Eukelade November 21, 2023

Joelene

Joelene is such an amazing person her looks are stunning she is so nice and cute she is really thoughtful and she is so beautiful if you are dating a joelene or know one in your life be careful and blessed to have her she is one of a kind so do not mistreat her anyways joelene is just so amazing and i love her

Joelene is perfect

by J11223 February 2, 2026

Joement

When referring to something weird, sexual, anything referring to Eminem and annoying

speaker 1: “I love Eminem so much i know so much about him”
Speaker 2: “joement”

by John cranberry July 1, 2025

is_.joweena_

The best type of person to ever exist.

Also says “Omg slay” a lot

Did you hear about my bestie? Yeah, they’re a real is_.joweena_

by natatat1005 December 25, 2021