Flop Jockey

An ugly girl, who has to ride flacid dicks.

I couldn't get it up, but she tried anyway. What a flop jockey.

by Syd Office Services July 8, 2011

Coffin Jockey

A slang term for a dead body, first coined by Plankton from the cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode Pest of the West

It's hard working in a morgue, amongst a bunch of coffin jockeys, but at least the pay is good

by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018

border jockey

Is a wetback that sneaks in to the US, gets drunk in some dive, gets busted during a raid, returned to Mexishithole and sneaks back in again

That Rosario is a real fucking border jockey.

by R Vasq December 15, 2008

Desk Jockey

Someone who has a shitty job and is stuck behind a desk and a computer all day long.

Converygs is desk jockey central! Friends dont let friends work at Convergys!

by Kev23 September 11, 2005

Disc-jockey

A disc jockey (also known as DJ or deejay) is a person who selects and plays recorded music for an audience

Oh man!, You are an excellent Disc-Jockey.

by EDBEMICA January 19, 2009

Joikle

The Peruvian sex tournament where professional ping pong players rob poor people's car's license plates then get consent for the girls that will be sporting in this event. Then they drug the girls with horse tranquilizer and transport them into the tournament walls. Then the professional ping pong players moisten their anal column and shove the license plates up the girls' anal cavities. The last girl living wins.

Dude let's totally do the going to of a joikle!

Fuck yeah man I've always wanted to joikle!

by joiklingmaster708 July 19, 2012

Juckle

A nickname penned by the Peaceful Army to describe Josh Kiszka’s absolutely massive moose knuckle. It is used particularly when he is bouncing around on stage in those ridiculously tight jumpsuits.

“Hey, look! Josh’s juckle is in full force tonight!”

by ascendingtothestarsasone March 28, 2022