Wall Jockeys

Remnants of shit on the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive session of pooping.

Who took a shit? The bowl is fucking littered with wall jockeys.

by thesingleshot May 29, 2009

slide jockey

A teacher that reads soley from powerpoint slides without any attempt to actually teach. Has no originality whatsoever.

WHAT THE FUCK GOMEZ!!! can't you do something other than read from those god damn slides you fucking slide jockey. jesus i can read myself!

by gomezathon March 2, 2010

muff jockey

Another name for a lesbian - someone who loves and rides the muff.

Person 1 - Wow...check that girl out, she is so fucking fit!...
Person 2 - OMG you're such a muff jockey!

by Haxz May 2, 2019

Plunge Jockey

A so-called straight man that will fuck gay men from behind just to get their end away and relief themselves

Every Thursday night I meet Sarah’s husband in secret. Their sex life has dried up so i relief his blue blues. In and out like a plunge jockey.

by Muckyfingers82 June 20, 2023

rocker jockey

Old person that sits in a rocking chair all day.

Mama, you better get out and get some exercise or people will be calling you a Rocker Jockey

by Tfastlane May 1, 2010

Tube Jockey

A person who controls the You Tube channel when a small group are gathered around one home computer by choosing different songs and videos for the group to watch/listen to.

Hey, you are the best tube jockey I know!
Who is up next-up to tube Jockey?
Let me serve as tube jockey for you guys

by supermangoman September 5, 2009

Flop Jockey

An ugly girl, who has to ride flacid dicks.

I couldn't get it up, but she tried anyway. What a flop jockey.

by Syd Office Services July 8, 2011