A fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994).
It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.
It looks painful.
It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.
It looks painful.
by Antoine Mathys January 18, 2013
Get the denver jockstrap mug.1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.
2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.
3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).
2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.
3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).
1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.
2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.
3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.
2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.
3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.
by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014
Get the jack in the jocks mug.The Jockism is a newly founded religion that is believed to have taken it’s form and gaining followers in late 2020 and the beginning of year 2021. The Jockism has been referred to as a cult, but it’s members agree that it is a very sacred and holy religion. There are different ways to participate in the religion, but a tradition is sacrificing young children to a set of stairs on the last Sunday of every month. This tradition can be interpreted in different ways, some take it more literally than others. There have been instances of real children getting thrown down stairs, but it is also a common practice to throw dolls. This tradition arises when God himself, Jocki, threw his own child down the stairs to show this loyalty to his followers. If Jocki is willing to sacrifice his first born for his people, the people should be willing to sacrifice for him as well. This is also a way for people to be forgiven for their sins.
There is the tradition of drinking Coca Cola Zero. The Coca Cola Zero is also often used in praying rituals. In the praying rituals the followers do not only pray to Jocki, they also pray to his wife “Tomtemor”. Tomtemor is a love symbol in Jockism and a symbol of fertility and luck. While Jocki is a symbol of strength and guidance.
The last but the most exciting tradition is the ritual of pranks. Before Jocki became God of humanity, he was the God of pranks. Therefore it is very common to prank in the name of Jocki to honor him.
There is the tradition of drinking Coca Cola Zero. The Coca Cola Zero is also often used in praying rituals. In the praying rituals the followers do not only pray to Jocki, they also pray to his wife “Tomtemor”. Tomtemor is a love symbol in Jockism and a symbol of fertility and luck. While Jocki is a symbol of strength and guidance.
The last but the most exciting tradition is the ritual of pranks. Before Jocki became God of humanity, he was the God of pranks. Therefore it is very common to prank in the name of Jocki to honor him.
Is your sister ready to be sacrificed on Sunday?
- Hell yeah, Jocki will be so proud! I love Jockism!
- Hell yeah, Jocki will be so proud! I love Jockism!
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Sadly she committed suicide...X was devastated by this event so devastated that she became his muse for his next song that he named after her in honor of her name his most popular song Jocelyn Flores is dedicated to the model
Rest in peace to both Jocelyn Flores and XXXTENTACION/X/XXX/Jah/Jahseh/Young dagger dick may you both rest in peace
Sadly she committed suicide...X was devastated by this event so devastated that she became his muse for his next song that he named after her in honor of her name his most popular song Jocelyn Flores is dedicated to the model
Rest in peace to both Jocelyn Flores and XXXTENTACION/X/XXX/Jah/Jahseh/Young dagger dick may you both rest in peace
Person 1:hey did you hear about X's friend Jocelyn?
Person 2:Oh yeah it's really sad i hope he's okay..
Person 1:Maybe he'll make a song after her.
Person 2 :Maybe rip Jocelyn flores
Person 2:Oh yeah it's really sad i hope he's okay..
Person 1:Maybe he'll make a song after her.
Person 2 :Maybe rip Jocelyn flores
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Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cube jockey ever since.
by Max Caffeine November 1, 2008
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