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Jobstopper

A Tattoo placed on the head, face, hands,or visible part of the neck that would prevent someone from gaining employment.
Some tattoo shops refuse to give Jobstoppers so as to reduce regret.
by Diablo Pitt July 27, 2008
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Jobin

A nickname you give to someone that you don’t have a nickname for.

From I Love You Man. When Peter is still trying to come up with a good nickname for Syndey and comes up with Jobin randomly.
What’s up Jobin?
Who is that Jobin over there?
by Tennesee 'Church' Fafard July 4, 2018
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Jebise

Translates to "Fuck You" in English.
She told me "JEBISE!"
by STTDWG January 26, 2007
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jobcist

for funemployed persons, a developed discriminatory attitude towards people with jobs
Me: Did you catch the latest episode of JDY (Judge David Young)?
Friend: No, I was at work.
Me: Me neither, because I woke up at 3pm and missed it.
Friend: F you.
Me: Whatever, person with a job. Oh look at me, I'm Jobby McJobberson, I work for a living. Get out of here.
Friend: Dude, you're jobcist.
by Dancefight Till Dawn June 9, 2009
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jobstacle

A mixture of job and obstacle, which are usually required to be completed before one leaves the house.
Most commonly used jobstacles:
1. Clean your room.
2. Feed the dog.
Zerah: Yaye, another day to gorge on frozen coke, unobstructed by --

Mother: Zar! Clean your room first!
Zerah: Damn jobstacles.
by Kontemptuous July 15, 2009
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joeissuchahoar

the term for anyone who believes the word whore is spelt hoar

origin: in a mass movement on Facebook as a result of a boy spelling hoar incorrectly, the movement resulted in people posting #joeissuchahoar on said boy's timeline in a bid to raise money for charity. For each person that posted, a pound was donated to a local charity. It has resulted in the term joeissuchahoar being used to refer to anyone who mis-spells whore as hoar. Hoar actually refers to the adjective for a whitish-grey colour.
Person a: You know that guy spelt hoar instead of whore?
Person b: Haha what a joeissuchahoar
by Beri64 November 3, 2012
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jobeism

Anything relating to jobe or jobeism
by sdrowo February 27, 2023
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