jizzitizing

When your Jizz turns into 1's and 0's
What happens when you jerk off into a dvd tray
Jerking off so hard you turn a jpeg soggy

Jizzitizing is surprisingly hard to use in a sentence

by WindowLickingGoodness November 4, 2020

jizzish

To look like or to have the consistency of semen

My brother looks jizzish.

by Skeetzluv4muzik June 7, 2024

Jizzstillery

A rectum that is being used to ferment sperm into alcohol.

The liquor is generally consumed by being felched out with a straw.

Sometimes a large stalk of sugarcane is rammed in and out of the rectum to add sugar to the mash.

Since 1983, Francis has been fermenting spunk up his poop shoot. That’s right, the oldest jizzstillery in the state. Slick is the main distiller, and his batches are referred to as Slick Daniel’s. Slick can be seen sipping the liquor with a shit eating grin on his face.

by Dunkin Midikiner December 25, 2024

Jizzsters

Noun
a woman or girl in relation to other women by sharing jizz from the same man.

Beverly and Ethel both slept with Archibald! They're jizzsters now!

by Meekthesneak February 7, 2025