jewstration

when a person of the jewish religion goes on a rant and rave about: A) how bad thier life is B) how they get no respect from other religions C) how other people always put them down.

Jewish person: screw u, ur a waist of time and money!!!
Non-jew: awwwww, u must be jewstrating
Jewish person: screw you
Non-jew: ur just on ur jewstration

by badmontd May 16, 2007

Jewtastrophy

A catastrophe concerning the Jewish people or culture.

The Holocaust was a Jewspiracy?!?!

Hell no! The Holocaust was a Jewtastrophy!

by Ladhra May 30, 2014

jewsticles

basically, jewish testicles but in one, bullet of a word.

Olly: "michael, put away your hairy jewsticles"

by Fia bbz August 8, 2009

jewtastic

An adjective describing a business deal where one of the parties gets ripped off.

Dude, I just sold my $500 car to that moron for $3,000! That was totally jewtastic!

by Dude Regular February 21, 2011

Jewstard

The rare infusion of equal parts Jew and Bastard.

"Wtf is wrong with John? He didn't throw down on the bag and got all pissed we didn't use HIS bong."

"Man, that guy is always a Jewstard."

Famous Jewstard- Mel Gibson

by Peacex420 July 1, 2011

jesta

a comedian

your a "jesta" blood you give me pure joke

by guardian August 21, 2006

JEWSADE

The mass slaughter of Jews. Does not have to relate to any part of the actual Crusades.

"The Jews got pwned in WW2!" "Yeah, Hitler laid a fucking Jewsade on their asses!"

by VON WALL November 10, 2007