Jewless

Doing something with people and there are no Jewish people present.

A meeting of more than 5 people and nobody is Jewish

"God damn it, none of my Jewish friends are coming out tonight, guess I'm jewless tonight 😢"

"Hey where are my favorite people? Shit Jeff didn't come out tonight, guess I'm jewless 😢"

by dontlieyouloveher July 3, 2019

jeddles

Sexy ranga that gets girls somehow, wears nike tns and is a bit of an eshay. he’s rich but hates being called rich. he is a good kisser and is a very good bf for someone to have.

jeddles is a fucken lad

by tekashi69snitched September 24, 2019

Angry Jeweler

An altruistic jeweler from Minnesota who finally got fed up and is searching for accountability as loudly as she possibly can by teaching self advocacy.

The Angry Jeweler knows that most of which is legal is not lawful, but she worries not about this paradox, since she knows that "Person who can will (exercise volition) has a right to refuse to will (withhold consent)."

by Hennalady September 2, 2010

Jewgle

When a Jewish person uses Google

Dude, stop calling it Google! Can't you see that I am Jewish?! Therefore, it's Jewgle.

by Number#2 April 8, 2011

Jewlery

A stupid and senseless way for idiots to pronounce the word jewelry. Commonly spoken by those who pronounce the word nuclear as nucular.

"Hey honey, how about we go to the jewlery store and pick out your engagement ring?"

"Not a chance, moron. Hey, read a book once in a while, k?"

by silent judger September 7, 2012

Jeweled Bell

The best of all your bling.

It is the Crown Jewel of all your possessions.

The Jeweled Bell goes *JINGLE* *JANGLE* just as a normal diamond goes *BLING* *BLING*

by TsarithArcher January 23, 2009

jewleb

a lebanese guy or girl that acts jewish or in a hater manner.

kal is a jewleb

by lfurtado22 February 24, 2011