Jesus Charlie

A naive individual who makes an attempt to signal virtue, but fails miserably since he/she does not have the foggiest what the issue is all about. Word is bastardized from the French 'Je suis Charlie' which became an online slogan following the Charlie Hebdo attack. Suddenly everyone used the hastag 'Je suis Charlie', without any understanding of what had happened, without knowing the translation of the French phrase and under the impression that Charlie Hebdo was a baguette seller and mime artist in the heart of Paris.

Smiddy: Did you see my 'Pray For Notre Dame, Paris - Texas' profile picture frame on Facebook? The Muslims burnt the place to the ground. Go on and put a like on my picture, and share it with your friends.
Bolimaga: You fucking Jesus Charlie!

by Shinga Bappa June 1, 2019

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

by ..WiL May 24, 2005

In Jesus name no more cap

‘To swear on Jesus’ name for no more lying.’

Kanye has created arguably the best tweet of all time.

KIM. IN JESUS NAME NO MORE CAP.

by applestrawberry21 July 22, 2020

jesusphobe

Someone who hates God, detests Christians, and does not miss a opportunity to let everyone know of their disgust.

Jesusphobes love to troll Christians.

by demonminion November 28, 2012

You Need Jesus

Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.

Dude: Man, I should SO kill that hooker right now.
Dude2: You need Jesus.

by Whistledink April 7, 2010

Zabdiel De Jesus

Zabdiel De Jesus is just perfection. He was born on December 13, 1997, in Puerto Rico and is currently 21 years old. He participated in a reality TV show called La Banda when he was 17 years old. Eventually, he won and is now part of a latin boyband called CNCO along with bandmates, Christopher Velez, Richard Camacho, Joel Pimentel, and Erick Brian Colon. He will steal your heart by his looks, his personality, and especially his talented singing and dancing. Even though he has trouble speaking in English, his accent is just everythingggg and it sooo cute when he talks in English. In conclusion, Zabdiel De Jesus is just a beautiful, talented, and amazing human being living in this world.

Omg is that Zabdiel De Jesus ?!?! He so cute omgggg! 🙈

by okgooffiguess May 28, 2019

german jesus

Popular nickname for German NBA player Dirk Nowitzki.

NBA champion (2011)
NBA Finals MVP (2011)
NBA Most Valuable Player (2007)
13× NBA All-Star (2002–2012, 2014–2015)
4× All-NBA First Team (2005–2007, 2009)
5× All-NBA Second Team (2002, 2003, 2008, 2010, 2011)
3× All-NBA Third Team (2001, 2004, 2012)
50–40–90 club (2007)
NBA Three-Point Shootout champion (2006)
NBA Shooting Stars champion (2010)
NBA Teammate of the Year (2017)
BBL Most Valuable Player (1999)
FIBA World Cup MVP (2002)
FIBA EuroBasket MVP (2005)
3× FIBA EuroBasket Top Scorer (2001, 2005, 2007)
6× Euroscar Player of the Year (2002–2006, 2011)
2× FIBA Europe Men's Player of the Year (2005, 2011)
Mister Europa Player of the Year (2005)
Silbernes Lorbeerblatt (2011)
German Sports Personality of the Year (2011)

Person 1: Look, it's german jesus!

Person 2: What? Jesus wasn't german?

Person 1: Ugh, it's Dirk Nowitzki, also known as German Jesus

by FreudianNoodle January 21, 2018