leroy jenkins

To have similar qualities as the legendary Leroy Jenkins who in the World of Warcraft runs into the dungeon and gets him and his group's asses handed to them, but still manages to come out with his pride and dignity in tact.

1. Someone who lacks all comprehension of the word 'caution'
2.To crush all hopes of succes into the ground
3.One who likes chicken

*Group has been planing how how to clear dungeon for the last 30 minutes*

Pally: we'll have a 32.33% chance of success
Warior: ugh, well thats better than we usualy...
Leroy Jenkins: ALRIGHT IM BACK CHUMPS LETS DO THIS!!!! LEEEEROIIIIIIIIYYY JEEEEEENNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIINSSSSssssss
Warrior: no, he didnt just do that did he?...

by Adrian July 25, 2006

stanky jenkins

When your wife takes a dump , then promptly turns the fan off and closes the door knowing you will be using the bathroom shortly

I couldn’t brush my teeth this morning. My wife did a Stanky Jenkins in the bathroom.

by Frank Hh December 9, 2020

risky jenkins

A Risky Jenkins is when you do a bong rip, a shot, chug a beer, then exhale the smoke.

He said He was okay, but then went and did that risky jenkins. Now not so much

by The1995kid September 11, 2018

Thunderhead Jenkins

When one rubs their penis on the rug, which creates an electric charge, and sticks it in a woman's fat juicy puss

"Oh wow!" "He really gave me a thrill when he used his thunderhead Jenkins on my Vagoo!"

by The Vagoo Snatcher January 13, 2017

Dirty Jenkins

A wet rag used to clean your butt. Usually designated as a "dirty jenkins" so the rag will not be used elsewhere.

ex1: Oh no, I ran out of toilet paper and my Dirty Jenkins is in the wash.

I brought my Dirty Jenkins to the festival, so I don't have to wait in line to take a shit.

by charlieNo April 4, 2021

kate jenkins

Is not only the coolest cat in town...but also the most beautiful!

if you catch a Jenkins, feel it in and hold on tight! Loyal, caring, sweet and cheeky.

Once you loved a kate, you will never be able to forget.

'Kate Jenkins is amazing'

by truthonlykids July 25, 2014

Ebony Jenkins

A literal idol who walked so Beyonce could run.

Beyonce: Ebony Jenkins just taught me how to sing, she's such a god!

by flveam October 15, 2019