1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables
2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*
*see megabank
2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*
*see megabank
by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009
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Based upon the simple fact that the majority of Americans celebrate christmas, while most Jewish families do not.
This phrase refers to any situation in which an individual is not involved or cannot relate to their peers, and is not restricted to a literal meaning.
Based upon the simple fact that the majority of Americans celebrate christmas, while most Jewish families do not.
This phrase refers to any situation in which an individual is not involved or cannot relate to their peers, and is not restricted to a literal meaning.
Alaskan: I just got my dividend. About $2,000 this year.
Out of state visitor: Man, I hate it when you Alaskans get your dividend checks, I always feel like the jewish kid on christmas.
Hater: Oh my god, that's racist! Why are you always such a racist?
Out of state visitor: um, Jewish people don't celebrate christmas, that's not racism, that's fact. Go read a book dumbass.
Out of state visitor: Man, I hate it when you Alaskans get your dividend checks, I always feel like the jewish kid on christmas.
Hater: Oh my god, that's racist! Why are you always such a racist?
Out of state visitor: um, Jewish people don't celebrate christmas, that's not racism, that's fact. Go read a book dumbass.
by AK_L48 May 26, 2010
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Buying beer due to its low price then finding out it was a mistake later when you find out it tastes awful. This is a prime example of a Jewish Illusion.
by ZzwyattzZ February 2, 2014
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Wow that was really good! I believe a Jewish Casserole should cover the cost.
Wow that was really good! I believe a Jewish Casserole should cover the cost.
by Peggy Legson June 14, 2019
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"Totally. I got twenty pounds of chocolate bunnies this year on Jewish Easter."
"Totally. I got twenty pounds of chocolate bunnies this year on Jewish Easter."
by DrMoustache November 1, 2014
Get the Jewish Easter mug.A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
Get the Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. mug.Nickname for the Minneapolis suburb of St. Louis Park, Minnesota. From the large number of Jews living in the area, and the fact the neighborhoods are planned around the Synagogues like in Israel.
by Proud Jew July 2, 2004
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