v. 1)The act of releasing one's seminal fluids on a female's jeans. Particularly when trying to shoot one's fluids over a female while she's in the bed, but instead the fluids land on her jeans. This often results from the females' dislike for these fluids on her skin and therefore can be used as a punishment.
a) Well she said she didnt want it in her face, so she paid the price and got jeaned.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.
by Brad April 18, 2004
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a stupid over-worn piece of clothing that has taken over the human race.
Joe: wow, did you realize that everyone in this room from that baby to that old man is wearing jeans?

Fred: yeah, so?

Joe: i mean, don't you think its weird that like, everybody wears jeans like every day?

Fred: i don't care, their comfortable. I mean, what are people supposed to wear?

Joe: forget it.
by synnical_sue September 6, 2009
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1. French pronunciation of "jean on jean". Pronounced "zhahn on zhahn"
2. a clothing ensemble of at least two denim pieces
3. a person wearing jeans and a jean jacket or shirt
4. alternately, "Canadian Tuxedo," "Mexican Tuxedo,"
1. (Sarcastic) Check out your boyfriend over there... jean en jean, lookin' good!
2. ZOMG, I'm so embarassed! My dad is wearing jean en jean!
by Lumerian March 9, 2009
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Something that assholes wear every single day, and the same kind, too.
That asshole Robyn wears the same jeans every day.
by nicolassssssssssssss April 18, 2008
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are denim pants made by Italians. When Ameri's put these pants on it gives them a glowy feeling and at first they seem out of place. If one gets enough brownie points after buying many pizzas and eating alot of italian foods they are considered friends of the mafia. It's all in the pants. Some Ameri's never learn and thier pants are taken away which really is a sad thing, because without jeans what must one wear to stay comfy in the winter months. If the Ameri isn't a hunter, then they will be persicuted into an asylum. The italians never care. We just make the pizza to go with the jeans. A true italian never wears jeans with holes in them.
The hobo won't shut up when she has her Jeans on.

Prada Jeans made for the Queen.
by europopian December 15, 2009
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When a girl tells you her skinny jeans are denim but they stretch like spandex.
Kimberleez was totally wearing jeanings today.
by KBWWz March 25, 2016
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