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Joystick

When a man rubs the head of his penis with his thumb repeatedly to keep it erect.

Resembles what it looks like when one is playing on a game system like N64 or XBOX.

Also used as a verb
Dude, Stacy was taking her sweet time to get undressed, so I had to start to do the joystick.

Before I met up with Jill, I had to joystick my dick to keep it in prime condition.
by joysticklover March 23, 2008
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joystick master

noun/adj.
Some fagbag who can't go for an hour car ride without playing a computer game on his laptop, which can only be played via headset while sitting in the backseat to provide ultimate reaction space. This person is usually above the adult age of 24 yet thinks hes pretty smooth wearing those roller skate shoes that 7 year olds whip around on. Also, they generally have no conversational skills at all, thus resulting in constant movie quotes at social gatherings such as dinner.
Steven was a total joystick master last night. He had a drink at the bar then said he felt sick and left, probably to go converse with other final fantasy members via internet.
by Ultimate Joystick Master August 14, 2006
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Joystick Girl

A girl who gets pleasure out of obstaining sympathy and pity from fellow students by means of an electronic wheelchair. She also enjoys touching the control stick of the wheelchair, imagining it was a penis.
Wow... Look at joystick girl. She can walk, but rides around in that wheelchair, letting everbody see her parallel park in front of the entire lecture hall!
by Amania December 13, 2004
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roblox walk joystick

crackhead: yo i love the roblox walk joystick
me: ok
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023
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kamikaze joystick

when you decide to bang a girl in the ass
without telling her, you just dive bomb in
and possibly yell kamikaze.
Jill screamed when I delivered to her
a kamikaze joystick.
by dirk dig December 29, 2004
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joystick

When a girl gives you a blow job while you are playing Xbox. A joystick is a stick on your controller and a nickname for your dick, so a joystick is getting your dick sucked while playing Xbox.
I wanted to play Call of Duty last night so my girlfriend gave me a joystick.
by ImThatDude69 July 9, 2011
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joystick gamer

A joystick gamer is a girl who says she likes video games just to appeal to guys
Mary told me she likes call of duty, I'm sure she's just a joystick gamer
by Katiewolf814 February 5, 2017
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