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by eggbird January 2, 2023
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Jarrettsville

Ah, Jarrettsville. Possibly the shittiest place on earth. The entire place is full of white trash inbred hicks. The hardcore white trash kids hang out at the local 7-11 all the time. This includes weeknights and weekends. Tuesday nights even, trash can be seen scattered around the 7-11 parking lot. There happens to be one particular trash pit, located off of good old Morse road. This area, known to locals as "The Hood" is a deceiving neighborhood. Under the surface it is really Jarrettsvilles finest. It contains elements native only to Jarrettsville. Some of which include an actual lock on some powerlines thrown there by some kids, a working lightswitch on a streetlight, and some kid and a funny Geo Metro. This certain Geo can be seen cruising around the hood 24/7, crashing through things and breaking stop signs throughout Jarrettsville.
Man, Jarrettsville is such a shitty place.
-Yeah, I couldnt never agree more.
Have you seen "The Hood" recently?
-Yeah, some annoying little shits broke the stop sign in it.
Man, Jarrettsville sucks.
by Mr. Reed May 13, 2005
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Jarett Lucas

Once called “Horse” Jarett Lucas started his life in a landfill. Buried under a pile of used condoms Jarett Lucas was brought home by his albino mother and bis N word for a dad. Trapped in his room 24/7 Horse quickly found his obsession in men. For a day job Jarett Lucas buys and sells used condoms. His most favorite of them all came from Barack Obama’s Horse. He comes to school everyday smelling like shit, as he showers in his own horse shit, and Leaves with a literal red neck because people slap the shit out of it. Scared to talk to girls he finds his comfort in guys. He is failing all of his special ed classes and his best friend is the lunch lady.
Jarett Lucas is 100% a victim of torn rubber.
by BigDaddy45626 March 23, 2020
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Jarett moment

When a person says k, sigh (sex in grinch house) or any of the wong_endgame traits, it is considered a jarett moment
Me: did you know __
Them: k
Me: Jarett moment
Them: what?
by Cumfett March 21, 2021
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Jarett

The type of boy to fuck a girl in a student parking lot just cause “they were both there”
“Yeah I had sex with this kid yesterday at the soccer game.”
“Oh really who?”
*at the same time* “Jarett”
by _thetruthlmfao September 19, 2019
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Jarrett

Name jarrett
by Marshyswampass October 29, 2018
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jarrettsville

the most popular and only things in it are smith hardware, mama marias,keene dodge, north harford high, and the north harford liquor store.
bob-well i just went up got my saw sharpened, got my new dodge pick`em up truck, picked up lil old jr in it, stopped by and got some beer.
jimbo-must have been fun
bob-i reck`n
by daniel April 8, 2005
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