Jantsch

1. To steal something at a store for absolutly no reason, such as antibacterial soap or little children's toys.

2. To be a horribly depressed person that listens to nothing but Emo music and can be found slitting his wrists at any moment of the day.

3. To do something so stupid that it makes people wonder if you might be legally retarded.

4. To take as much time as you possibly can for something that should only take a couple seconds.

5. To suck Slovakian cock.

1. Did you really just steal that? Quit bein such a Jantsch.

2. That guy is so depressed that he's turning into a Jantsch.

3. What in the hell were you thinking? You just pulled a Jantsch.

4. If you had taken any longer I'd start callin you a Jantsch.

5. I saw you go into that room with that Slovakian guy Jantsch.

by Sam and Andy August 26, 2007

Jaunt

Noun... Whatever you are speaking about... Gangstered up yo look at that Jaunt

Dam she sexy as shit and that Jaunt was just a rocking left to right.

by @herfaith March 30, 2020

Jaunt

A substitute word for anything other than a verb (in most cases), in which case the word would become joning. Jaunt is almost exclusively used for nouns, although it may also branch out into the remainder of the grammatical spectrum, verbs included. Experienced users of the word are also entitled to Jauntriviumparadox which allows the aforementioned user to incorporated the substituted word with "jaunt". Such manner is practiced mostly with names and a select few verbs.

EX: Hey, do you want to go to the Jauntmas jaunt? Jauntian, Jaric Joll, Jarty, Jax, and Jick are going to be there.

EX: It's like we're a master race of jaunters!

by JauntasaurusxTsar April 6, 2008

jaunty

A shuffle, a little dance, or a jig. To go somewhere.

I found a shiny nickel, and I did a little jaunty all the way to the candy store.

by El Toro Grande August 25, 2004

jauntymcbox

A boxular creature often found learning java programming and nagging the shit outta you while you're trying to have a good time.

Stfu jauntymcbox, i'm playing Asteroids.

by Coot February 26, 2003

G Jauns

To emphasize the unrealistic greatness of a jauns or object, usually used by a fake cody.

"fake cody" Yo hand me that G Jauns!
"me" Fuck off, telling me that shit.

by Fierony April 15, 2009

Jaunt

An upper cut to the clit with the penis

rich jaunted his sister when she was sleeping

by APR May 8, 2003