Jargonium

Radioactive element named after the late Jacob Larson. Its accidental discovery is widely known to have caused him fatal rectal hemorrhaging. Jacob's last words where a collection of inaudible jargons such as "Yugamo" "Aigheee!" and "Imgaaaeey" hence the name Jargonium

Symbol JG

A Jargonium atom has 92 protons and 99 electrons, of which 7 are valence electrons

That Jargonium sure fucked up Jake Larson.

by A very smart chemist December 3, 2013

Jargon Buster

A general term pseudonym for a man or woman who ridicules those who reserve their human rights because those who reserve their human rights cannot be commercially violated. One who chooses leaders for others, preferring the safety of a controlled, slave state.

Jargon Busters are unable to procure anything from others in honourable ways because those who can't or won't respect personal human rights are abusive people and do not know or trust that an honourable negotiation and agreement is possible.

human being: I want to know how to protect my children/property/body from being unlawfully violated by those who are hired to keep the peace but who are instead are working in the pay of treasonous defacto "authority figures"

Jargon Buster: you must be a freeman on the land, therefore you deserve to have your life taken from you.

by Medicine Woman May 30, 2011

jargon file

www.catb.org/jargon, the world's greatest collection of geek slang.

I heard the word "bagbiter" the other day, so I went to the Jargon File to look it up.

by Lady Csyde January 8, 2004

jargon

1. crap
2. something that boggles you

1. i just stepped in some sticky jargon
2. what is this jargon?

WARNING: DON'T LET THE FEMINAZI TELL YOU OTHER DEFINITIONS! SHE WILL TRY.

by africa May 19, 2003

Jargon Buster

An Accidental spot on a Homeless man's Cardboard Hut...

Homosexual pre ejaculation

Pornstar Vomit

Dimwit

Your baby left a Jargon Blaster on the kitchen Counter...

Don't touch the Jargon Blaster on the drunkards shirt.... It may be Obama's...

Anyone who does not understand Common Law enough to differentiate it with Legalese is a Jargon Buster

by Slammah May 28, 2011

jargon

smarter then wildcard.

Wildcard is Evil. He enjoys tormenting people at huge LAN Parties with Yatta.

by Truth June 25, 2003

jargonistic

adjective - used to describe a word which is of a very specific semantic field which only people with knowledge of that field would understand, can also be used to describe a whole text

I keeping reading this text book, but i can't understand a word of it, it's really jargonistic

by jargoniser March 26, 2011